Proof my husband is an *****...

[Aetain]

I thought you guys might get a laugh out of this:

Me: I want an Olive Python.
Hubby: Do they eat olives?
Me: No, they eat rats.
Hubby: Olive flavoured rats?
Me: Yeah, sure, olive flavoured rats.
Hubby: Do the rats have pimentos in them?
Me: No, but they only eat albino rats cos the red eyes look like pimentos.
Hubby: ...OK, that's it, I'm done. I can't compete with that.

 

[ZsaZsaGaboa]

Mmmmm, I feel like olives now. Midnight fridge visit I think!

 

[Doccee]

I thought you guys might get a laugh out of this:

Me: I want an Olive Python.
Hubby: Do they eat olives?
Me: No, they eat rats.
Hubby: Olive flavoured rats?
Me: Yeah, sure, olive flavoured rats.
Hubby: Do the rats have pimentos in them?
Me: No, but they only eat albino rats cos the red eyes look like pimentos.
Hubby: ...OK, that's it, I'm done. I can't compete with that.

Sounds like something my wife would say to piss me off, I want an olive but she says no, I go but they are beautiful and so gentle, She says if you want a bigger snake get a anaconda. Me: whatever you look tired why don't you go to bed and let me look at snakes. Wife: mumbles something, puts footy on (which she hates) to distract me from snakes and goes to bed. I won the battle but I am not looking forward to the next one..lol.

 

[r3ptilian]

But the "anchovy" stuffed olives are the ones to go for........
More of an acquired taste, and that little bit more expensive.....

 

[Twitch_80]

Do they wash it down with a martini?

 

[goyathlay2]

That is so funny i like that

 

[Cypher69]

I wanted to show my missus my "carpet python"...to which she responded, "But I thought it was a Bredli..."