A JOKE!!! HEHEHE

[FAY]

This couple were at the show and decided to peruse the cattle section.
They came along to a pen with a bull in it, the wife says to the husband, this sign says that this bull serviced 100 cows this year, you could learn something from him!
They go to the next pen with another bull in it, wife says to hubby, this sign says that this bull serviced 200 cows this year, you could learn something from him as well!
They go to the next pen with this outstanding specimen of a bull in it, wife says to hubby that the sign on his pen says that he serviced 400 cows that year! Wife says to hubby, you could definately learn something from this fella!!
Hubby turns to wife and says "Yeah, but I bet he didn't have to do it with the same old cow!!!!

 

[dobermanmick]

:lol: lol

 

[tourett]

:lol: Variety is the spice of life. :lol:
Tourett

 

[farmdog]

Variety is the spice of life.

and the more the better I reckon

 

[moosenoose]

At least the wife wants it! :lol: :lol:

 

[farmdog]

At least the wife wants it! :lol: :lol:

ah mooosy what are you thinking, what does the gatekeeper got to say about this??????????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

[rodentrancher]

Wonder why the guy this morning didn't get my joke re the condom made in China joke?

 

[Mr.K]

:lol: :lol: haha

Subject: FW: Irish Birdie humour



Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up
dere," says Gerry.

The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and Gerry pay for
the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the
top of the Connor Pass.

At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000' foot drop and
says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of
the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing
himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal,
Paddy shakes his head and says,
"Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for
me!"

Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the
pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying a
paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says.

He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of
the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and
shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he
hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes
his head and says,

"And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"


Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when
Sean appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a
paper bag out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then hurls himself
off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and
breaks his spine.

Once more Paddy shakes his head.

"Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie
jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting..... and now Sean and his
fook'n hengliding!"

:wink:

 

[moosenoose]

At least the wife wants it! :lol: :lol:

ah mooosy what are you thinking, what does the gatekeeper got to say about this??????????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Shhhhhh don't tell her, nobody needs to know! :lol: :lol: