A recruitment letter.

[Guest]

Welcome brother elias,lord slateman is always looking for new disciples! There appears to be a shortage at the moment as a result of working conditions.It appears brother elias that those lambs bannished to the land of the Sarrison Dog have not returned yet,as well,there have been many disciples vanquished in the great floodeth of for sale forum posts which are still suffering the scourge of pox in the desert. Yay, i sayeth unto you whoever believeth in lord slateman will have everlasting membership but those who disbelieveth and turneth their back on lord slatemans word will suffer in ever lasting torment at the hand of the sarrison dog. :wink: :

 

[farmdog]

amen

 

[elias]

go hard man lolz

 

[Guest]

A recruitment letter

Greetings brother elias! Fear not the serpent around this place,its the righteous angels to watch out for!

 

[elias]

RE: A recruitment letter

hmmm welll im into sum serpent worshipin as much as the next person

 

[Guest]

Did you obtain a hatchling serpent yet brother elias?

 

[playwell]

:lol: Brother Playwell has returned from the land of the Sarrison Dog.
The blind thou can see again, and again follow the true path.

 

[rodentrancher]

:lol: :lol: You, you, you...... can't think right now! Well, you bloody dags!! LOL!

 

[Bryony]

hooray for boobies!

 

[Greebo]

Beware the elderly venerable one who speaks in tongues, Elias. Though his words are sweet like honey they can not disguise the wicked taste of his thoughts. Thread warily ,lest he lead your feet down the lonely road paved with the thorns of paranioa and the scattered bones of false prophets that have tried to lead the flock astray. Blessed is he who confroms to the flock and let us raise our voices and cry "Nice snake there mate" and you shall be embraced into the fold.

 

[rodentrancher]

You sound like a mob of "bible bashers" Greebo. LOL!

 

[Greebo]

Halleljuh sister!

 

[instar]

lmao greebo, when i say "nice snake" though, i usually mean it, i like snakes full stop. when did APS get a religious forum? :lol:

 

[elias]

lolz hmmm lol u can venerate me just dont worship that wood be a sin lolz jokess

 

[peterescue]

Thats Saracen.

 

[Jarvis78]

hooray for boobies!

Bryony's post about the only one here i can understand :?

 

[rodentrancher]

Yeah, this thoueth and theyeth etc, is a bit hard to understand. LOL

 

[Guest]

Bryony,bounce,bounce,bounce, oh god i wish they were reall!

 

[instar]

Bryony,bounce,bounce,bounce, oh god i wish they were reall!

Thats....

"Bryony, bounceth, bounceth, bounceth, oh God, I wisheth they were real"

:lol: :lol: :lol: