bundybear
Well-Known Member
got this sent to me today, some of them made me laugh......
don't know wher the info come from
>And You Thought YOU Knew EVERYTHING.
>
>Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the
>mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
>
>Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away
>from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
>
>The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood
>plasma.
>
>No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
>
>Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
>
>You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
>
>Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
>
>The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
>
>The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
>
>A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
>
>American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each
>salad served in first-class.
>
>Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
>
>Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
>
>The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
>
>Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
>
>The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
>
>Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike
>factory workers in Malaysia combined.
>
>Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
>
>All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen
>wearing them in public.
>
>Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
>
>Pearls melt in vinegar.
>
>Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
>already married.
>
>The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and
>Budweiser, in that order.
>
>It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
>
>A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
>
>The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the
>engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor
>and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
>
>Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all
>the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William Jefferson
>Clinton.
>
>Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>
>Butterflies taste with their feet.
>
>In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's
>nuclear weapons combined.
>
>On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
>
>On average people fear spiders more than death.
>
>Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
>
>Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
>
>Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
>
>Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
>
>It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
>
>The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
>because
>when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all
>the books that would occupy the building.
>
>A snail can sleep for three years.
>
>No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
>
>Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
>
>Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears ever
>stop growing. SCARY!!!
>
>A dentist invented the electric chair.
>
>All polar bears are left-handed.
>
>In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including
>their eyebrows and eyelashes.
>
>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>
>TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on
>one row of the keyboard.
>
>"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
>
>If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
>stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent
>Roberts.
>
>A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
>
>The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
>
>Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
>
>Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.
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don't know wher the info come from
>And You Thought YOU Knew EVERYTHING.
>
>Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the
>mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
>
>Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away
>from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
>
>The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood
>plasma.
>
>No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
>
>Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
>
>You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
>
>Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
>
>The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
>
>The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
>
>A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
>
>American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each
>salad served in first-class.
>
>Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
>
>Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
>
>The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
>
>Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
>
>The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
>
>Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike
>factory workers in Malaysia combined.
>
>Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
>
>All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen
>wearing them in public.
>
>Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
>
>Pearls melt in vinegar.
>
>Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
>already married.
>
>The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and
>Budweiser, in that order.
>
>It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
>
>A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
>
>The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the
>engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor
>and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
>
>Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all
>the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William Jefferson
>Clinton.
>
>Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>
>Butterflies taste with their feet.
>
>In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's
>nuclear weapons combined.
>
>On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
>
>On average people fear spiders more than death.
>
>Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
>
>Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
>
>Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
>
>Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
>
>It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
>
>The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
>because
>when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all
>the books that would occupy the building.
>
>A snail can sleep for three years.
>
>No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
>
>Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
>
>Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears ever
>stop growing. SCARY!!!
>
>A dentist invented the electric chair.
>
>All polar bears are left-handed.
>
>In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including
>their eyebrows and eyelashes.
>
>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>
>TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on
>one row of the keyboard.
>
>"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
>
>If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
>stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent
>Roberts.
>
>A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
>
>The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
>
>Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
>
>Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.
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