Another day at work

[FrOnToSa_FrEaK]

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.

PS
Wasn't any of you guys mother was it?

 

[westhamsc]

:lol: some people thats like people at work you have a uniform on and you get asked if you here?
my answer: no i just wear this shirt for fun

 

[wattso]

Well, I never gave a kid ant poison so i suppose im not qualified to comment!

 

[Simon_Archibald]

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[Da_HeRpEr]

I prefer to just drug them up on fernergan to shut them up.

 

[basketcase]

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thats up there with the drunk brown snake dude, at least he was drunk

ps - wattso, ur thirst for knowledge didnt bother me, but your shots at the ppl who singled u out do.

cheers, jono

 

[Simon_Archibald]

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[wattso]

Its great for teething in small doses. used it myself with poppet snr.

 

[ajler]

anotherday at work

Was she a blonde

 

[FrOnToSa_FrEaK]

Re: anotherday at work

Was she a blonde

You know I forgot to ask her over the phone
I asked if she was married, if her daughter had a father, what coloured panties she was wearing, and a few other things but I totally forgot to ask what she looked like. Its a good thing she was old and married I guess.

 

[wattso]

lol. any other similar incidents you recall freakster? do you get many calls about snake or insect bites etc?

 

[cwarren72]

is this like the kids story,,,, There was an old woman who swallowed a fly???she doesn't know why she swallowed the fly

 

[FrOnToSa_FrEaK]

Didnt she die?

 

[wattso]

lol,......" to kill the fly she swallowed a spider, that wiggled and squiggled and jiggled inside her"

 

[cwarren72]

she swallowed the spider to catch the fly,She doesn't know why she swallowed the fly!

 

[wattso]

I think in the end she swallowed a horse! sounds rude dont it! ................yeah freakster she died in the end exploded after the horse affair1 serves her right too! :lol:

 

[marc]

:evil:

 

[wattso]

:evil:

Why the grumps marc?

 

[Lester]

I thought this story sounded familiar.
Follow the link and all will be revealed.

http://www.sreweb.com/opinion/idiots.htm

 

[wattso]

Freakster, heres a site for you! enjoy!
http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=15