Another one for the girls

[salebrosus]

I'm in a bit of an anti men mood at present so thought the girls would appreciate the humour of this joke sent to me this avo.

A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been screwed? The fellow said "No",
She said "You will be when the tide comes in"

 

[drapes11]

mean.. but still funny!

 

[playwell]

Are you angry about the joke I posted the other day? :lol:

 

[farmdog]

I'm in a bit of an anti men mood

yep and hello 2 you Simone, can I help change that mood? :wink:

 

[salebrosus]

Not from Deer Park Victoria you cant Farmdog. :lol: Unless you'll be in Sydney sometime soon.

And Playwell, i don't have to say anything, your choosing to come back and live in the shire hahahahahahaha just kidding......I loved em but i've already posted a few anti men jokes in the past, i need some new ones.

Simone.

 

[playwell]

Yeh, the good old Shire.

I could always go to my mums house at Scrambletown, :roll: whoops I mean Campbelltown, I tried that already about 10 years ago, didnt like it there too much.

How do you know the shire? You from there?

 

[ether]

It could easily be a woman with no arms or legs....

 

[Reptilegirl]

yeah i know one like that. its a guy who askes the girl with no arm and no legs the question but at the end he picks her up and throws her into the ocean.... none of this waiting for the tide stuff lol

 

[salebrosus]

Hahahahahaha im from Campbelltown

Simone.

 

[playwell]

Ha ha. My mum moved to Rosemeadow. Is that close to you?

How are you familiar with Sutho Shire?

 

[jezza]

I'm in a bit of an anti men mood at present

thats not very nice, but you know I understand!
I hope I am not included in that group! lol

 

[salebrosus]

Hahahahaha Jezza, no your not included in that group, but it seems that group continues to grow for me though. I suppose the good thing is that i will be single for Bathurst and i have a site all to myself. Giddy Up!!!!!!!

Playwell, when i was 16 i worked at Rosemeadow Macca's, thank christ it was just when i was 16. Its about 10 mins away from where i am. I'm pretty familiar with the Sutho Shire. I had family that lived at Gymea and i hung out in that area alot when i worked at Saints Leagues a few years ago. Which area in the shire were you going to move to?

Simone.

 

[jezza]

Hahahahaha Jezza, no your not included in that group, but it seems that group continues to grow for me though. I suppose the good thing is that i will be single for Bathurst and i have a site all to myself. Giddy Up!!!!!!!

Lucky for me hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

i worked at Rosemeadow Macca's

A macca's girl hey, Ill have a na just kiddin, I served my time there too!

 

[salebrosus]

The best was the ketchup and mustard fights doing a close shift.
Or
eatin pancakes and making weird muffins on the setup- no wonder i got a massive butt.

Simone.

 

[jezza]

He he he he or eatin the left over soft serve till your nearly sik

 

[hugsta]

Does Bilbo still live in the Shire?? Or what about Samwise and his family......;-)

 

[playwell]

Hey Simone.

I just got back from the club at Pottsville. (Tweed Coast)

Dam, Im abit drunk :lol:

I am moving back within 2 months.

There is no one up on the tweed coast it sux!!

I am thinking Gymea or Kirrawee maybe Miranda.

Deponds on availalbility.

Hell I don't care as long as I'm get back.

I look forward to meeting some people with the same interests.

I mean the other half and I

 

[salebrosus]

hahahahahha Playwell. I am hoping to move to the Tweed Heads-Kiera Beach areas when my uni course finishes. Be glad to catch you with you and your other half when you guys get back to town.
But i won't be drinking for awhile i think, i get too honest and honesty is not the best policy. I'll hit it hard for Bathurst week only.

Simone.

 

[imported_Mark]

I live in Cronulla, and yes Daz I shave my feet when I go outside the Shire so no one will notice.

Mark

 

[playwell]

Does Bilbo still live in the Shire?? Or what about Samwise and his family......;-)

Nah, we kicked them out years ago. They just wouldnt shut about some stupid adventure they went on. Good & Evil, yadda yadda what ever!

Besides we dont wont ugly hairy little people with small mans syndrome runniung around anoying everyone. We let them all move to Bundeena, where the 2 headed people live.