Australian Immigration Test.

[marty]

Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
Except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Australia."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,and
say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighbourhood near you, and works at Telstra on the Help Desk

 

[Shaggy]

:lol: ain't that the truth. :wink:

 

[Glimmerman]

I think he has moved on and now works for "3".

 

[instar]

LMAO!!! He definatly works for optus mobile . He tried to sell me a phone plan! :lol:

 

[ether]

Nah he works at the ipod help desk and uses the phonetic alphabet for kicks!!

 

[Guest]

re Australian

Family unity test,Mujibear was related to Humphreybear,it fools ozz immigration every time. 8)

 

[Luke_G]

thats a good one!!!! very true!!

 

[Guest]

Alpha bravo charlie delta.......blah blah blah...lol

 

[instar]

LOL Oldfella, leave Humphreys pristine name out of it pls, he's a really amazing old bear who has managed to exist on telly for 30plus years without wearing pants, he lives a very exciting life, and honey's his favorite fare! :lol:

 

[ether]

It's Eddie Mguire in the Humpgry B Bear suit you know...

 

[moosenoose]

Hehehehe so true

For the 50th billionth time Ether - WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN THAT AVATAR!?? :lol: :lol:

 

[ether]

I cant blame a melbournian for not know what it is, it's "thats gold"

As you can see my fist is slamming into the palm of my hand, which is the correct technique.

LOL

Cheers

 

[moosenoose]

......correct technique for what? hehehehe...what's gold?? :lol:

 

[Guest]

re Australian

General herps or general Hospital? Anyway instar i tell you the storey of Humfrey bear it was our own uncle jeffrey who shot to stardom under the fuzzy suit after knocking back the roll of matt Hamond in skippy.After he finished his stint as Humpfrey he was again offered the roll as skippys baggage handler and accepted

 

[NoOne]

Mujibar now lives in a neighbourhood near you, and works at Telstra on the Help Desk

lol, or in one of QLD hospital's emergency unit.

-Naomi

 

[Guest]

RE: Re: Australian Immigration Test.

Or he has already blown himself up taking many innocent lives with him.