pythonkisses
Well-Known Member
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the
Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat "you lived a good life and if there is
any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know".
The cat thinks for a moment and says "Lord, all my life I have lived with a
poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stops the cat
and says "say no more" and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears. A few days later
6 mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to heaven. Again there
is the Lord there to great them with the same offer. The mice answer "All of
our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs and even
women with brooms. We are tired of running. Do you think we could have roller
skates so we don't have to run anymore?" The Lord says "say no more" and fits
each mouse with a beautiful pair of roller skates. About a week later the Lord
stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow. The Lord gently
wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you are here?" The cat
stretches and yawns and replies "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have
ever expected. And those Meals On Wheels you have been sending by are the
best!!!"
PK
Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat "you lived a good life and if there is
any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know".
The cat thinks for a moment and says "Lord, all my life I have lived with a
poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stops the cat
and says "say no more" and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears. A few days later
6 mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to heaven. Again there
is the Lord there to great them with the same offer. The mice answer "All of
our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs and even
women with brooms. We are tired of running. Do you think we could have roller
skates so we don't have to run anymore?" The Lord says "say no more" and fits
each mouse with a beautiful pair of roller skates. About a week later the Lord
stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow. The Lord gently
wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you are here?" The cat
stretches and yawns and replies "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have
ever expected. And those Meals On Wheels you have been sending by are the
best!!!"
PK
