Collingwood Joke!!

[diamond_python]

A family of Collingwood supporters head out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting. While in Rebel Sports the son picks up a Eagles footy
jumper and says to his 10 year old sister "Hey mole, I've decided to become a Eagles supporter and I want this for Christmas." His sister, outraged by this, promptly wacks him around the head with her carton of Winfield's and says, "Sh*t head, go talk to mum." Off goes the little lad with the Eagles jumper stuffed up his miller shirt and finds his mum. "Mum?"

"Yes, son." "I've decided I'm going to be a Eagles supporter and I want this jumper for Christmas." The mother is outraged at this and throws her moccasins and a full stubbie of VB at him, smacks him in the gob and says "let's go talk to your father". Off they go to the prison camp during visiting hours, with footy jumper in hand, and find Moose, his toothless, tattooed father.

"Dad?"

"Yes, Knackers."

"I've decided I'm going to be a Eagles supporter and I want this jumper for Christmas."

Moose goes berserk and gives his son an almighty backhander and says, "No b*st*rd of mine is ever going to be seen wearing that sh*t", and then kicks his ar*e from one end of the rec-room to the other, just for good measure.

About half an hour later they're all back in the old Torana and heading towards home. The mother turns to her son and says,
"Knackers, have you learned something today?"

The son says "No sh*t, I bl**dy well have!"

"Good Knackers, what is it?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Eagles supporter for an hour, and already I
hate you Collingwood pr*cks."


P.S. Sorry about the language thing. This is how I received it.

 

[diamond_python]

Best part about this joke is that the old mans name is Moose. Could it be our fellow member??

 

[moosenoose]

No it's not, but I did see them run out in front of this banner the other week :wink:

 

[diamond_python]

Your not wrong there

 

[peterescue]

Our Moose? Collingwould? Never, ever ever................................................................................

 

[tourett]

Does anyone know any Saints or Kangas jokes.
No.
Do you know why.
Because nobody cares.
As long as everyone keeps hating us I'm happy.
You have to worry when your someones second favorite side, because you are no longer seen as a threat.
Collingwood is nobodys second favorite side.
We had a bad year but have played in 2 GFs this decade.

Go Pies.
Tourett

 

[steve6610]

hi tourett,
yes but lost them both, :wink: and who was that to, let me think
aww yes thats right, go the mighty lions.......

sorry tourett, but somebody had to say it, lol,
but looks like both our teams will be watching from the sidelines
this year, oh well, there's always next year...... lol.......

cheers,
steve.........

 

[peterescue]

Funny thing is Tourett, the jokes are about the Fans and the club, not the team. You could think about that except your an eddies supporter which precludes that abilities.
:wink:

 

[diamond_python]

Does anyone know any Saints or Kangas jokes.
No.
Do you know why.
Because nobody cares.

Tourett, the reason there are no kangas jokes is because what could be said about the best team to ever pull on a jumper

 

[tourett]

Tourett, the reason there are no kangas jokes is because what could be said about the best team to ever pull on a jumper

Wayne Carey.

 

[The Rock]

their all a bunch of fairies, GO THE ALLBLACKS.

 

[Guest]

Does anyone know any Saints or Kangas jokes.
No.
Do you know why.
Because nobody cares.
As long as everyone keeps hating us I'm happy.
You have to worry when your someones second favorite side, because you are no longer seen as a threat.
Collingwood is nobodys second favorite side.
We had a bad year but have played in 2 GFs this decade.

Go Pies.
Tourett

Im with you :twisted:

 

[peterescue]

funny thing is about Wayne Carey, I cant see what the fuss is about. Fantastic player in his prime. Dumb as dog faeces for sure, same mold as Shane Warne, but off field isnt my problem.
collingwood supporters are like Catholics in heaven They think they are the only ones, hence your lack of knowledge of jokes about other teams.
Though there arent any Saints jokes.
Its just that your lot have always taken themselves to seriously so you make great butts for jokes.

oh yeah, one other thing, who has a second favourite team. thats little kids stuff. There are no second favourites.
ooh, must RENEW my Saints membership and get in on the earlybird deal
Wanna buy a raffle ticket for the saints anyone, closes soon.

lets face it there are people who support a team and then there are people who support their club

All Blacks, I think they are the guys who run around with an overinflated football playing keepings off with some other guys in god awful green and bright yellow jumpers. In the true spirit of sportsmanship the allblacks occasionally go and have a few drinks so the other guys can get to feel what holding the ball is like.

one more thing

Nyah nyah nnyah yah.

 

[The Rock]

Fairys