I was cleaning up my inbox and came accross this emailed to me a while ago.
Dear Technical Support,
>
> 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
> which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
> apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
> was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make
> matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
> applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
> Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
>
> I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and
> left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
> Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
> same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
> other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
>
> I eventually upgraded to Fianc?e 1.0, only to discover that this
> product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0
> tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with
> FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.
>
> Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
> very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
> automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
> They then resurfaced months
> later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic
> Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch
> TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files,
> and
> I have to try to guess what the problem is.
>
> Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
> requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express
> which needs to Be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0
> attaches itself to my
> Saab
> 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with
> an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
>
> Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could
> be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife
> 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before
> uninstalling itself.
>
> Help requested please !!
Dear Technical Support,
>
> 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
> which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
> apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
> was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make
> matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
> applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
> Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
>
> I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and
> left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
> Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
> same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
> other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
>
> I eventually upgraded to Fianc?e 1.0, only to discover that this
> product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0
> tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with
> FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.
>
> Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
> very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
> automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
> They then resurfaced months
> later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic
> Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch
> TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files,
> and
> I have to try to guess what the problem is.
>
> Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
> requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express
> which needs to Be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0
> attaches itself to my
> Saab
> 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with
> an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
>
> Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could
> be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife
> 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before
> uninstalling itself.
>
> Help requested please !!
