herptrader
Very Well-Known Member
One day, a couple came into the office of Dr Harry Woodman, a sex therapist's at the Flaccid Stick Clinic.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man replied, "Can you watch as we have sex and give us your expert opinion?"
The doctor was a bit puzzled, but soon agreed.
When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "Well, I can't see anything wrong with the way you have intercourse...? and charged them $60.
The next week the couple returned and proceeded to make the same request.
This happened several weeks in a row.
The couple would usually make an appointment, have intercourse in the sex therapist's office with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave.
After several weeks of this, curiosity got the better of the doctor and he asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out from these sessions?"
To which the man replied, "Well Doctor, we're not trying to find out anything.
It's just that she's married and we can't go to her house;
..And I'm also married, so we can't go to my house either.
The Shangri-La charges $250, Mandarin Oriental charges $280, Le Meridian charges $230.
You only charge us $60 for an appointment, so we decided to do it here.
And to top it off, I can claim each visit back on "Medicare...!"
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man replied, "Can you watch as we have sex and give us your expert opinion?"
The doctor was a bit puzzled, but soon agreed.
When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "Well, I can't see anything wrong with the way you have intercourse...? and charged them $60.
The next week the couple returned and proceeded to make the same request.
This happened several weeks in a row.
The couple would usually make an appointment, have intercourse in the sex therapist's office with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave.
After several weeks of this, curiosity got the better of the doctor and he asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out from these sessions?"
To which the man replied, "Well Doctor, we're not trying to find out anything.
It's just that she's married and we can't go to her house;
..And I'm also married, so we can't go to my house either.
The Shangri-La charges $250, Mandarin Oriental charges $280, Le Meridian charges $230.
You only charge us $60 for an appointment, so we decided to do it here.
And to top it off, I can claim each visit back on "Medicare...!"
