Recently in APS chat, I was given a recipe for what is supposed to be a really yummy drink. I assure you, it is not. (To the person I was talking to, you know who you are and I hope you realise that for putting me through this I am going to kill you..... 
:lol: ) I was quite sceptical and thought the result may be interesting, so I photographed the process from start to finish.
If you think I'm a little twisted in the kitchen, imagine me at work in the labs, glasshouses and animal house! :shock:
It started off innocently enough, with an empty jug.
The first ingredient was orange juice. Being a culinary connoisseur, I used freshly squeezed juice.
The next step was to add two raw eggs. Yum-oh.
Next was milk. As you can see, being an elite cullinary connoisseur, I don't even need to use measuring devices, precisely two and one third cups were used on this occasion.
This photo shows just how precise the measurement was, just to be sure, I photographed the end of the stream of milk after it left the bottle and before it entered the mix. Trippy huh?
closeup of the trippy milk stream.
All of the ingredients were now in the jug and as you can see I was very pleased and proud of my effort. :lol:
Next step: homogenise the mixture.
Here I am observing the final product, as you can see, I'm trying to stay confident but am coming close to cracking under the pressure :lol:
Here I am realising that I should now let go of any delusion about being a cullinary connoisseur. It fails the appearance test.
Here I am getting very frightened and feeling quite ill. It dismally fails the smell test!
I am prone to having misadventures in the kitchen and have made a rule that no matter how bad things go, I must consume what I produce unless it is significantly poisonous or contains pathogens. Unfortunately, this didn't fit either category, so I took the plunge.
Still trying to keep going. Skoll Sdaji Skoll!
Here I am having trouble continuing. I am literally having great difficulty holding it in at this point.
Considering adding another ingredient to make it more bearable... luckily I thought better of digging myself out of this hole in that way!
Well, I did finish it all, and believe me, I felt twenty-three times more ill than I look!
Well, just to show that I can act, I made it look like I enjoyed it. Give me another!!!
Please kids, don't try this at home. Please.
No poll this time either, I've come close enough today!
:lol: ) I was quite sceptical and thought the result may be interesting, so I photographed the process from start to finish.If you think I'm a little twisted in the kitchen, imagine me at work in the labs, glasshouses and animal house! :shock:
It started off innocently enough, with an empty jug.
The first ingredient was orange juice. Being a culinary connoisseur, I used freshly squeezed juice.
The next step was to add two raw eggs. Yum-oh.
Next was milk. As you can see, being an elite cullinary connoisseur, I don't even need to use measuring devices, precisely two and one third cups were used on this occasion.
This photo shows just how precise the measurement was, just to be sure, I photographed the end of the stream of milk after it left the bottle and before it entered the mix. Trippy huh?
closeup of the trippy milk stream.
All of the ingredients were now in the jug and as you can see I was very pleased and proud of my effort. :lol:
Next step: homogenise the mixture.
Here I am observing the final product, as you can see, I'm trying to stay confident but am coming close to cracking under the pressure :lol:
Here I am realising that I should now let go of any delusion about being a cullinary connoisseur. It fails the appearance test.
Here I am getting very frightened and feeling quite ill. It dismally fails the smell test!
I am prone to having misadventures in the kitchen and have made a rule that no matter how bad things go, I must consume what I produce unless it is significantly poisonous or contains pathogens. Unfortunately, this didn't fit either category, so I took the plunge.
Still trying to keep going. Skoll Sdaji Skoll!
Here I am having trouble continuing. I am literally having great difficulty holding it in at this point.
Considering adding another ingredient to make it more bearable... luckily I thought better of digging myself out of this hole in that way!
Well, I did finish it all, and believe me, I felt twenty-three times more ill than I look!
Well, just to show that I can act, I made it look like I enjoyed it. Give me another!!!
Please kids, don't try this at home. Please.
No poll this time either, I've come close enough today!
