alexr
Well-Known Member
The husband had just finished reading the book, MAN OF THE HOUSE. He stormed
into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in
her face, he says ,"From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this
house and my word is law. I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
...
His wife replied, "The funeral director."
into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in
her face, he says ,"From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this
house and my word is law. I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
...
His wife replied, "The funeral director."
