funny email i was sent today

[townsvillepython]

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Widdle Wabbit

A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart shop and asks,
in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,
or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle
bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit." ​

 

[redbellybite]

Ha Ha have read that before ...was at a petstore over in Kingaroy years ago ,went in needing a mouse (whilst my ones were still getting it on and bubs were not the right size)so thought I'll grab one here ..asked all the questions what you feeding them ,they looked nice and healthy and living in clean tubs etc ..so I said I will have a male mouse please ,,,she asked me what colour I said oh I'll let you decide ,she thought it through and chose a really pretty brindle one with a cutesy pink nose and commented on the fact how cute and adorable it was ,she asked me if I needed food ,I said no I have plenty she went on trying to sell me other stuff for my pet mouse ...and told me I should give him a nice name ..I let her carry on for a bit said thank you very much and as i walked out the door said ''MY PYTHON IS GONNA LOVE THIS" she went pale and her jaw dropped...I couldnt resist

 

[Tikanderoga]

''MY PYTHON IS GONNA LOVE THIS" she went pale and her jaw dropped...I couldnt resist

ROFL, that's way beyond epic.

 

[LizardLady]

Ha Ha have read that before ...was at a petstore over in Kingaroy years ago ,went in needing a mouse (whilst my ones were still getting it on and bubs were not the right size)so thought I'll grab one here ..asked all the questions what you feeding them ,they looked nice and healthy and living in clean tubs etc ..so I said I will have a male mouse please ,,,she asked me what colour I said oh I'll let you decide ,she thought it through and chose a really pretty brindle one with a cutesy pink nose and commented on the fact how cute and adorable it was ,she asked me if I needed food ,I said no I have plenty she went on trying to sell me other stuff for my pet mouse ...and told me I should give him a nice name ..I let her carry on for a bit said thank you very much and as i walked out the door said ''MY PYTHON IS GONNA LOVE THIS" she went pale and her jaw dropped...I couldnt resist

Hehehe, now THAT'S gold! Belly laugh, thanks Nat!

Best,
Carolyn

 

[AllThingsReptile]

Ha Ha have read that before ...was at a petstore over in Kingaroy years ago ,went in needing a mouse (whilst my ones were still getting it on and bubs were not the right size)so thought I'll grab one here ..asked all the questions what you feeding them ,they looked nice and healthy and living in clean tubs etc ..so I said I will have a male mouse please ,,,she asked me what colour I said oh I'll let you decide ,she thought it through and chose a really pretty brindle one with a cutesy pink nose and commented on the fact how cute and adorable it was ,she asked me if I needed food ,I said no I have plenty she went on trying to sell me other stuff for my pet mouse ...and told me I should give him a nice name ..I let her carry on for a bit said thank you very much and as i walked out the door said ''MY PYTHON IS GONNA LOVE THIS" she went pale and her jaw dropped...I couldnt resist

me and a mate did the same with a guinee pig, bought it from a shop, told the lady at the shop, that we already had food, and that we were getting a friend for our other one.......and fed it to his snake lol, we didnt tell the lady what the guinee pigs fate was, because its a shop we go to often (for woodies/crickets)

 

[Mr.James]

Mate that is a cracker! LOL

 

[Gusbus]

lol nice one

 

[dylan-rocks]

bahahahaha

 

[najanaja]

ive done that in the past too...
they asked if i wanted food with the rat?
i replied
''The rat is the food''

Ps..then you ask, ''Where do you keep the kittens?""

 

[Dipcdame]

I still think the Monty Python Dead Parrot Sketch is the benchmark in pet shop humor!!!!! Cracks me up every time!!!! (not seen it? look it up in You tube!!)