Moreliaman
Very Well-Known Member
A friend sent me these facts in an email.....thought i'd share them with you lot.
I know one of them isnt true because ive had male praying mantids escape death & the female still produced a viable ootheca, and if you feed the female enough before introducing the male, she is less inclined to eat him!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm can last over 30 minutes. (In my next life, ......I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Correct me if im wrong but i think you'll find this one is bovine excretment !! ....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (jeez...30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine!!)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Bummer if you land on dog poo then !.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.....errrrrrrrrrr.....I’ll pass commenting on this one!)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cats urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, will they live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?!!)
I know one of them isnt true because ive had male praying mantids escape death & the female still produced a viable ootheca, and if you feed the female enough before introducing the male, she is less inclined to eat him!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm can last over 30 minutes. (In my next life, ......I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Correct me if im wrong but i think you'll find this one is bovine excretment !! ....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (jeez...30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine!!)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Bummer if you land on dog poo then !.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.....errrrrrrrrrr.....I’ll pass commenting on this one!)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cats urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, will they live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?!!)
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