Got locked out of my car today but luckily for me a friendly off duty policeman was able to assist me. The policeman began rubbing his posterior against the door of my car and as if by magic the central locking popped up. Amazed I asked the policeman "are those special trousers?", they are not special he said its the colour that's important, they have to be khaki.
Kindest regards
Endeavour
Kindest regards
Endeavour