Grizzley Bear

[Guest]

Gday I have one captive bred Grizzley Bear for sale does bite occasionaly ime running out of arms so I cant handle her Woma n as you have been after a bear in the wanted section you will be given special consideration answers to Fang no tyre kickers!!!! :evil: Will trade for great white shark

 

[angua21]

speaking of great white sharks
A guy is walking through a large aquarium where he sees a keeper feeding the great white shark. 'I'm a hypnotist' he says 'and I could hypnotise that shark.'
'Dont be crazy!' says the keeper 'he would tear you to shreds! but if you think you are so good, be my guest....'
so the hypnotist climbs into the tank, swims up to the shark and stares it in the eyes. The shark looks a littl uncomfortable for a while but just sits there looking back. Then all of a sudden he grabs the hypnotist and starts shaking and biting mauling.
Somehow the hypnotist manages to get out of the tank still alive.
'Thought you said you could hypnotise him.' the keeper taunts
'I did, ' says the hypnotist 'now he thinks hes a crocodile.'

 

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Pretty average looking Grizzley, do you know its lineage?
I prefer the more golden colour phase.
Have you probed it?

 

[Guest]

Aqua :lol: :lol: Makes me want a crocodile,dwarf freshy come on Jeff!

 

[longtom]

you pay the feight old dude plus a months food ill take it

 

[Guest]

Think ya being a bit silly AD with the probing matey I told you I got no arms left and I was the first person to breed grizzley bears in australia!!!!!!

 

[longtom]

are you sure old fella i think theres aguy doun south whos bred em before you

 

[craig.a.c]

Looks like an intergrade to me :lol:

 

[Guest]

Longtom buyer pays freight and supplys all cats during transit unless you are willing to swap great white shark did you Know i am a pioneer!!!

 

[longtom]

yeah old fella craigs got it peged its god dam intergrade

 

[longtom]

ok but makesure you put venitlation holes in her crate i dont want a d.o.a others i wont honor the check

 

[Guest]

You can see by its background AD it comes from the Stones lineage in Alaska. Whats this looks ordinary stuff AD :evil: Probly eat you for that nasty comment!!!!! :evil: :evil:

 

[Guest]

:evil: Whats this intergrade stuff :evil: Long tom I dont want one of those hybridized brisvegas great whites either!! :evil:

 

[longtom]

hey you never said it had to be alive your great whites plastic skin looks real if you blow enough air into it and view outside ands cheap to feed

 

[Sdaji]

Grizzly Bears readily hybridise with Polar Bears in captivity producing fertile offspring. Are you sure you didn't buy that one from a pet shop? They're prone to putting different species together to save space, perhaps it was accidentally cross bred and passed off as pure :shock:

That one looks like it has FGBLD from eating salmon which are too old and too high in fat :cry: Is he due for cooling? Looks like he mustn't have been allowed to hibernate last winter as he is pretty big for a yearling.

How much do you want for him? Taking into account the fact that he is snappy? Does he handle okay out of the cage?

:lol:

(by the way, yes, I'm serious about the two species hybridising etc)

 

[BROWNS]

You got any albino grizzlys olddude,those plain old boring brown ones just don't cut it for me,have you got any locality info other than your backyard?

I will swap a colony of fruit bats for that ordinary looking one though olddude if that's all you have available at the moment.Will you be breeding any this season :mrgreen:

 

[BROWNS]

forgot to mention they're feedin veraciously on gutted rabbits :shock: :lol:

 

[longtom]

i gave you the clues hugsta starts o........ls think thats spelling

 

[BROWNS]

probably the overseas varietyy husta.

I'll also throw in a pair of tiger deep sea racing mullets if you like ol mate :wink:

 

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Hey Oldfella,
i know her ad says wanted "Adult female Bear" but have you actually read the ad? How do you know she doesnt want a polar?

Browns, you wouldnt really give away your colony of fruit bats would you? You promised first on them if you were ever going to sell them!!!!

Hugsta, Ive heard Koalas have too much fur and causes impaction problems that require a fire hose and a large witches hat to fix!!

Tom, Id be interested in that great white - at the right price!

Cheers
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