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Ok, we had a night of the HP part 2 and about 3 in the morning i gave a rendition of Hotel California in drunken APS mode.
Here are the lyrics for those interested and for those that have requested them. :wink:

HOTEL BRYONYFORNIA.
On a dark herpers highway, cool wind in my hair
warm smell of baritji's rising up through the air
up ahead in the distance, i saw a shimmering light
my head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
i had to stop for the night

there she stood in the doorway;
i heard the mission bell
and i was thinking to myself,
'this could be APS or this could be hell'
then she lit up a headlamp, and she showed me the way
There were frog croaks down the corridor
i thought i heard them say

Welcome to the hotel bryonyfornia
such a lovely place
such an ugly face
plenty of room at the hotel bryonyfornia
any time of year, you can find herps here

Her mind is sdaji-twisted, she got the maculosa trends
she got a lot of pretty, pretty herps that she calls friends
how they ban all the bad ones, we dont forget
some mods to remember, some mods to forget

so i called up the slateman
'please tell me my fine'
he said 'you havent been real nice since your post number nine'
and still those voices are calling from fire water
wake you up in the middle of the night
just to spew and prayyyyyy

welcome to the hotel bryonyfornia
such a lovely place
such an ugly face
they livin it up at the hotel bryonyfornia
what a nice surprise, bring your herpers eyes

Blue-tongues on the ceiling
the pink tongues with mites
And she said 'we all just prisoners here, of the hobbies device'
and in the hugsta's chambers
they gathered for the feast
they stab it with their steely knives
but they just cant kill the hix

last thing i remember, i was
running for the door
i had to find the red belly black
at the place i was before
'relax' said the slateman
they are programmed to retreat
you can handle them anytime you like
but you will be garanteed to get bit....



There you have it folks, my drunken ramblings on paper...well, sought of.

Copywrite Teamsherman... :roll:
 
PMSL!!!!!!!!
i have tears from laughing so hard!!!!!
it was much better on the night in the middle of the pub but that was pretty good for the 2nd shot!
 
Robfl Al, how could you do that to the eagles? lol :lol: Damn funny though, good one! :D
 
hahahahaha :lol: :lol: that is GREAT!!! it was better on the night - remember the bit about your beardies copulating? :D but that's brilliant mate. gj :D
 
"but they just cant kill the hix "


Ain't that the truth! :p:p:p:p:p

The unkillable Hix
 
and in the hugsta's chambers
Glad you didn't tell them what else goes on down there.....very very scary....Muhahahaha :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

Other than that Al, that was excellent, very funny :D .If hadn't headed home I would have got to see the real thing.....bummer :( :lol:
 
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