moosenoose
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Got this before....Nice! :lol:
How To Say I Love You!
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dobermanmick
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:lol: moosey
rodentrancher
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Nice to know the other languages, but the last one? Nah! LOL!
moosenoose
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Re: RE: How To Say I Love You!
Come on Cherie` lol Some of the blokes would love someone to saying something like that to em! :lol:
A chickie in a truckie....funtastic! :lol: :lol:
rodentrancher said:
Come on Cherie` lol Some of the blokes would love someone to saying something like that to em! :lol:
A chickie in a truckie....funtastic! :lol: :lol:
rodentrancher
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Well, Moosey, guess you're right. LOL! (my damn smiley thing won't work)
farmdog
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moose wont say that
Nice Ass, Get in the truck
he would translate that in aussie lingo and it would be rough traslate into ""SHOW US YOUR TITS"
Nice Ass, Get in the truck
he would translate that in aussie lingo and it would be rough traslate into ""SHOW US YOUR TITS"
soulweaver
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Ignore the slang and think about the message!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
phantom
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well soulweaver it must be the maths that the bosses want ,all that 118% worth :lol:
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