i keep getting fired

[jimmy_the_kid]

i dont know why but the last couple of jobs ive had i got fired from

 

[Adam]

Where have you been working??

 

[Adam]

Hello????????????????????????

 

[Slateman]

hmmm

 

[instar]

Jimmy, No, tell me you didnt blow your recording deal! Did the blue oyster gig go bad? :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

no the blue oyster went great but the owner of the blue oyster was also the owner of the purple clam and that didnet go so well so im skating on thin ice

 

[instar]

Lol Jimmy, The Bosses daughter is always out-of-bounds. I would have fired you too! :lol:

 

[Greebo]

How do you get fired from a volunteer job?

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

instar she was soo hot how could u expect me to leave her alone but i think it was the fact i slept with his wife that p*ssed him of the most

 

[insectovor]

Hmmmm fired from every job......maybe give it a bit more effort next time...remember you do get hired to do a certain job.............

 

[Greebo]

Don't worry Jimmy, I'm sure you will find another paper run.

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

yeah greebo mabey if this thing dosent work out at aussie zoo i kan always go and work at a baliness reptile park

 

[Greebo]

wat jobs have u been fired from?

 

[dobermanmick]

what was the reason they fired you ?
and how many jobs have you had ?

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

well ive been fired from maccas 15 times not a record but close ive been fired on the first day 7 times and ive been fired for throughing food at costomers 3 times ive also been fired from being a trolly boy 3 times for hitting cars and people and ive been fired about 4 times from video shops for giving my friends freebees and only once from a funiture shop for setting it on fire so as u can imagin my resume is quite impressive

 

[sxereturn]

Hey Jimmy, wipe your chin mate...

 

[Hickson]

Holy crap!

 

[dobermanmick]

Holy crap!

I second that HOLY CRAP!!!
Why do they take you back to maccas is it the same store ?

 

[Fuscus]

Sounds like you are well on your way to permanent unemployment. I think you need to have a good hard look at yourself, set a goal and work to it, even if you have to put up with sh*t on the way.

 

[basketcase]

is every1 actually taking this seriously ?