A joke for ya's - i hope its not too second hand!!!!
An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a
pet
> >> shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you
> > keep
> >> widdle wabbits?" The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his
> > knees,
> >> so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby
or
> > a
> >> thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown
> >> wabby
> >> over there?" She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
> > knees,
> >> leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my python weally
> >> gives a f***."
>
>
>
An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a
pet
> >> shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you
> > keep
> >> widdle wabbits?" The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his
> > knees,
> >> so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby
or
> > a
> >> thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown
> >> wabby
> >> over there?" She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
> > knees,
> >> leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my python weally
> >> gives a f***."
>
>
>
