Just heard this joke

[bowdnboy]

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"

The shop keeper's heart melts, he gets down on his kness so that he's on her level and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a soft fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and wispers.....
"I dont weally fink my pyfon gives a phuk."

 

[the jungle guy]

hahahahaha

 

[byron_moses]

lol been a while since i heard that

 

[MDSTIM]

Good one....don't know if I coulda kept all me Ps and Qs and Fths all lined up.

 

[ezekiel86]

haha cracked me up !!!! haha

 

[bigi]

Yep a beauti, was on aps doing the rounds a year ago

 

[AllThingsReptile]

LOL the shopkeepers reaction would have peen f'n priceless

 

[LadyJ]

Hehe, adorable!

 

[markw7575]

lol nice