l bet "you" read this twice

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| width="100%" | A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'
The lady can't take this anymore. 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig!' she retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!'
'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza talkin' about sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi.'
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!




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[Ramsayi]

you owe me 5 bucks! :lol:

 

[AirCooled]

Thats good Baden,I did read it twice,post your bank acc details and I will send you the $5......

 

[Nighthawk]

I've read it before, so technically I owe you five bucks, although that was the third time so 'again' would have to be applied

 

[GSXR_Boy]

Two Indian doctors working in an American hospital were having an animated discussion.
"I say it's spelt W-R-R-O-O-M," said one.
"No, it is W-O-O-M-B," said the other.
A nurse passing by said, "Excuse me, you are both wrong. It is spelled W-O-M-B."

"Thanks nurse," said one, "but we prefer to settle this argument ourselves. Besides, we don't think you are in a position to describe the sound of an elephant farting underwater."

 

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Only read once, never mind the $5 Baden, I will just pick up my free rat instead : ) That said I would have probably skimmed through then read it again if I hadn't read the title first.
Pretty funny though, I bet the Mrs would fall for this one. She tried to get me by saying that if I was to say "oranges" slowly it sounds like you are saying "gullable" ... my response was "if I do that wont it make me gullable"- she really thought she had a chance with that one- lol. Apparently she fell for it herself. She then tried her Mum... gullable too O-r-a-n-g-e-s hahahahahahaha nothing rhymes with orange.

 

[Exotic_Doc]

LOOL Baden, i owe you 5 bucks