Monty Python 2

[jimmy_the_kid]

Hey all this is for the other options i wanted and a few more for u to chose from.

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

I could go for a box of wizzos right now.

 

[Sdaji]

It was so hard to choose between the black night and wizzos chocolates!

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

i know there all to good im sorry i made u choose but wat must be must be he he he all in good fun

 

[Sdaji]

No it's not, I'm angry.

 

[Moclobe]

The funniest monty python skit has to be the fish dance. A 20 sec of TV that is the only true indicator of peoples sense of humour.

Regards David

 

[Sdaji]

I haven't seen the fish dance :cry:

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

shes a witch

 

[hey_im_sam]

Black knight or killer bunny!! tough call.. i voted bunny, but now i'm thinking black knight!! :S

 

[Magpie]

Well she turned me into a newt.

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

u dont look like i newt well i got better but shes a witch

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

she looks like a witch no i dont they dressed me like this this nose is fake did u dress her like this no no no no no no yes a bit a bit just the nose and the clothes but shes a witch she turned me into a newt witch witch

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

go away u silly kanigets (knights) or i shal taunt u a second time i fart in ur general direction

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

Hello have u come to arange a holiday or would u like a blow job. Im sorry. Oh youv come to arrange a holiday. Ah yes. Sorry sorry now where were you thinking of going. Aaaah to india. one of our inventure holidays. Yes thats right. Well you better see mr bounder about that. Mr bounder this gentleman is intrested in the india holiday and nothing else. Hello im bounder of adventure oh hello my name is smoketoomuch. What. My name is smoketoomuch mr smoketomuch. Well u better cut down a little then ha ha ha ha. Im sorry. Youd better cut down a little then oh i see smoketomuch so i better cut down a little then. yes i sapose you get people making jokes about your name all the time hey. No actually it never struck me before smoketomuch te ha ha ha ha. Anyway your intrested in one of our holidays right. Yes i saw your addvert in the blassified adds. The what. The times blassified adds> The times classifeid adds> Yes thats right im afriad i have a speach impedament i cant pronounce the letter b you mean c yes thats right all due to a truma i sufferd i suffered as was a school boy i was attacked by a siamise bat. You mean cat no bat there more dangerous. Well can you say the letter k. Oh yes karkey kettle kipper. Well why not say the letter k insted of the letter c. What you mean say blassified with the letter k yes ..... klassified. Good oh thats very good i never thought of that before what a silly bloke. classic wat a classic. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[earthmother]

Jimmy dear?
It is real funny, MP is classic. but - - -

There are some words you can be arrested for saying in public. And some of us don't like that word.
Could you be a good boy and not put words in that are obviously guttermouth trash talk? - Even if they are CLEVERLY disguised.

No offense, just thinking of the Kids. and me. lol.

Em

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

ha ha ha u got my pm mud mum my mistake sorry again if i ofended any one i didnt even realise wat it was till mud mum poited it out

 

[instar]

The Black knight is probly the best of those, after the "messiah" bit.
"That wasnt a minute!" ~crowd
"Oh yes it was!" ~"his" Mother
"Oh no it wasnt!" ~ crowd :lol:

 

[jimmy_the_kid]

he not the missiah hes a very naughty boy