My Birthday Challenge... The BIG BIG Burger!

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Hey all,

Since i just saw lazyboys thread on the gym, i thought this would go down nicely next to that thread! lol

Was my 24th on Saturday and i had a get together at our place....

I have been talking for ages with a bloke that i work with about making extra large food items....

We started with a hamburger as its the easiest to make without making custom ovens lol (thats the next project lol)

He did it a couple of months ago by himself and made a big one, so i got talking to another mate and he was keen to go for it on my birthday!

Alright, so here we go!

First i started with 500gms of beef mince each.... then i made up some home made burgers, combined the eggs, garlic, bbq sauce etc to make the patties!
In the end they weighed in at 611 grams each!

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So after that we cooked up a normal bbq dinner for all the other guests! Big thanks to Mrs I's hubby for cooking! ;)
Then we threw on our burgers to cook while everyone else ate....

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Then to fry up the eggs and bacon for the burger...
6 rashes of bacon each, and i wanted 5 eggs each, my mate Tim wanted 2.... so we settled for 3 each with the adjudication of Mrs I's hubby again! lol

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With the tops of the buns toasting on the bbq it was time to start building them!

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After the meat went 8 generous slices of cheese each, the 3 eggs each and the 6 rashes of bacon each, topped off with a bucket load of tomato sauce, a whole lettuce leaf each and then another bucket load of mayonaise!

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BURGERS BUILT! (Tim on the left, me on the right) At this stage i nominated the name of "Colossal Colon Clogger"

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The first bite was the easiest! As you could imagine!

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About half way through and we were starting to slow down! MUCH HARDER than we first thought!

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Really starting to struggle now it was almost time to pull them apart and start eating piece by piece.....

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So we did just that, pulled them apart and started with the heaviest items first!!!
Here i am with a massive chunk of meat coated in cheese, egg and bacon.... YUUUM!!!

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In the end all we had left was a small portion of the rolls each.... we brought out the scales to see who was in front.....
I weighed in at 120 grams of roll left, and tim at 145 grams left....

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Now we sat back, wondering if we could just put away the last little bits each.....

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Nope, it was over.... A job very well done we thought, and i won the challenge at 120gms to 145gms!
Twas a top night!!!

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And thats the end of my story! :)

Matt
 
Hehe, i saw this go down and omg it made me feel sick !

Apparently next time the girls are doing a 4lt tub of ice cream !!

Hope you had a good night Matt.

Mrs I

xxx
 
Wow that was Bloody Huge ,i think you did well getting most of it down . Hopefully it didnt come up later after a few Birthday brewskies... Happy Birthday......
 
Hehe, i saw this go down and omg it made me feel sick !

Apparently next time the girls are doing a 4lt tub of ice cream !!

Hope you had a good night Matt.

Mrs I

xxx

icecream puke is not a good idea, i can assure you
 
that's awesome! i saw an email once where someone made a pizza with: 4 maccas cheeseburgers, a bunch of bacon rashes, fries, and covered in cheese. it was about 5 inches thick.
 
Awesome burgers, Im hungry now LOL

Looks like a good time was had by all. :D
 
Wow that was Bloody Huge ,i think you did well getting most of it down . Hopefully it didnt come up later after a few Birthday brewskies... Happy Birthday......

i kept mine all down which was good!
but tim on the other hand drove the porcelain bus home!
lol
 
HAHA! Classic! Happy birthday Matt, looks like you had a fulfilling night :)
 
we did have a filling night jos! :)

was thinking today what to try next, its either a mega pancake stack, or a massive sausage roll! lol
 
Did I drink too much that night Matt .. because I felt like ****e the next day. Maybe it was watching you two eat the monsters made me feel like that! A mate of mine reckoned he polished off 32 slices of Pizza when Pizza Hut used to have all you can eat here.
 
Did I drink too much that night Matt .. because I felt like ****e the next day. Maybe it was watching you two eat the monsters made me feel like that! A mate of mine reckoned he polished off 32 slices of Pizza when Pizza Hut used to have all you can eat here.

yeah i wouldnt say too much, but u had enough to be a crack up! and you were stumbling down the driveway on your way out!!! lol

Pizza hut still do all you can eat, but only at Marion and i think Salisbury!
That was last years birthday challenge! i got down 17 pieces and 2 bowls of icecream!!
But daniel flogged me with a decent effort of 19 i think it was.... 32 is monstrous!!!!!
We'll have to head back there soon!
 
Damn!! They're some burgers you have/had there!! I'm full just looking at them! Good effort though!!
 
Wow! What a brilliant thing to do! :D If only you'd managed to finish them you'd win my vote for thread of the year! :lol:

It's my birthday this month, perhaps I should do something similarly stupid, er, spectacular :lol:

Maybe a giant 4l screwdriver...
 
Woh. That's making me feel a little ill.
Are you going to post those pics on that enormous food website?
 
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