Sorry for posting that I had fallen back into me previous delusions.
JQ, the little bird that sits on my should every now and then (he is from the Tweety Heads National Research Institute for the Evolution of Birds ) has just come around and boy was I impressed. You see last time he was here he was only a scrawny little zebra finch, but after he promised that he would fly me over to the institute to show me all the evidence of evolution he decided he needed to get stronger. I told him it would be very hard, and he agreed it was taking a big chance, but I assured him that chance is easily overcome, no matter how silly a notion is, given enough time absolutely anything is possible. Using all of his theorectical facts he has been sitting at home tirelessly studying his own genetic makeup calculating how he could alter it to make himself stronger. He has finally done it and taken it one step further, now he is almost a complete biological helicopter (he still needs to develop the navigation controls) capable of carrying two passengers, fully loaded with heat seeking feathers that can destroy 10 square blocks on impact. Anyway I promised I would not release to much info so I had better leave it at that.
Once again I apologise for ever having thoughts that were of any reasonable logic.