pythonkisses
Well-Known Member
So Glad there not here i could get a few ppl with these lol
My Girlfriend from the uk sent me this she got done with the sex one she told me she got done BIG TIME it was so real she said she did not go out of the house for a week after she got told it was her husband who made the call but he took it one step to far he put it on the air on a local radio station .
All i could do was :lol:
Who would you get if we had it here
PK
The Jokes
1 Sex Survey
A researcher calls to ask your victim about their attitude to sex. It all starts fine but ends up being very raunchy. 0906 406 6517
Calls cost ?1:50 per min
Callers must be 18+ years old
UK only
2 Phone Engineer
Our thick phone engineer will call your victim to test a new service, but of course he gets it all wrong. 0906 406 6517
Calls cost ?1:50 per min
Callers must be 18+ years old
UK only
3 You Got My Daughter Pregnant
Your victim's number has been found by Dad, he's convinced that your victim is the Father of his daughter's baby and he wants revenge. 0906 406 6517
Calls cost ?1:50 per min
Callers must be 18+ years old
UK only
4 Caught Downloading Porn
Your victims PC has contracted a virus, its the ISP calling to find out what porn sites they've been to. Perfect for the pervert in you life. 0906 406 6517
Calls cost ?1:50 per min
Callers must be 18+ years old
UK only
5 STD Clinic
Your victim will be called by the local STD Clinic saying that his details have been passed to them from a person with a nasty dose of something unpleasant. The victim will be asked some very pointed questions. 0906 406 6517
Calls cost ?1:50 per min
Callers must be 18+ years old
UK only
6 Drugs Quiz Survey
Find out about your mates recreational habits as our researcher questions them. 0906 406 6517
Calls cost ?1:50 per min
Callers must be 18+ years old
UK only
7 Caught on CCTV
Do you know anyone who loves their car more than anything in the world? Laugh as their car insurance is revoked by our spoof call center operative. 0906 406 6517
Calls cost ?1:50 per min
Callers must be 18+ years old
UK only
Summary of the telephone instuctions
Press 2 to listen to samples and recorded wind ups.
Press 1 to start a real wind up.
Select the joke you want to play, by pressing the appropriate number.
Sex Survey
Phone Engineer
You Got My Daughter Pregnant
Caught Downloading Porn
STD Clinic
Drugs Quiz Survey
Caught on CCTV
You can now tranfer the call to your victim anywhere in the UK.
Press 1 to eavesdrop, dial your victims number and listen in.
Note, if either you or your victim hangs up the call will end.
My Girlfriend from the uk sent me this she got done with the sex one she told me she got done BIG TIME it was so real she said she did not go out of the house for a week after she got told it was her husband who made the call but he took it one step to far he put it on the air on a local radio station .
All i could do was :lol:
Who would you get if we had it here
PK
The Jokes
1 Sex Survey
A researcher calls to ask your victim about their attitude to sex. It all starts fine but ends up being very raunchy. 0906 406 6517
Calls cost ?1:50 per min
Callers must be 18+ years old
UK only
2 Phone Engineer
Our thick phone engineer will call your victim to test a new service, but of course he gets it all wrong. 0906 406 6517
Calls cost ?1:50 per min
Callers must be 18+ years old
UK only
3 You Got My Daughter Pregnant
Your victim's number has been found by Dad, he's convinced that your victim is the Father of his daughter's baby and he wants revenge. 0906 406 6517
Calls cost ?1:50 per min
Callers must be 18+ years old
UK only
4 Caught Downloading Porn
Your victims PC has contracted a virus, its the ISP calling to find out what porn sites they've been to. Perfect for the pervert in you life. 0906 406 6517
Calls cost ?1:50 per min
Callers must be 18+ years old
UK only
5 STD Clinic
Your victim will be called by the local STD Clinic saying that his details have been passed to them from a person with a nasty dose of something unpleasant. The victim will be asked some very pointed questions. 0906 406 6517
Calls cost ?1:50 per min
Callers must be 18+ years old
UK only
6 Drugs Quiz Survey
Find out about your mates recreational habits as our researcher questions them. 0906 406 6517
Calls cost ?1:50 per min
Callers must be 18+ years old
UK only
7 Caught on CCTV
Do you know anyone who loves their car more than anything in the world? Laugh as their car insurance is revoked by our spoof call center operative. 0906 406 6517
Calls cost ?1:50 per min
Callers must be 18+ years old
UK only
Summary of the telephone instuctions
Press 2 to listen to samples and recorded wind ups.
Press 1 to start a real wind up.
Select the joke you want to play, by pressing the appropriate number.
Sex Survey
Phone Engineer
You Got My Daughter Pregnant
Caught Downloading Porn
STD Clinic
Drugs Quiz Survey
Caught on CCTV
You can now tranfer the call to your victim anywhere in the UK.
Press 1 to eavesdrop, dial your victims number and listen in.
Note, if either you or your victim hangs up the call will end.
