and we all know it's only burning wood that's killing the atmosphere and all living things, not industry and cars etc etc
Didn't you know that the greenhouse effect is actually benificial to agriculture, despite the government attempting to inform the masses otherwise. Greenhouses are used to grow crops year round. If this supposed 'greenhouse effect' was such a terrible thing it would be given a more suitable name.
Higher temps = higher evaporation rates=higher rainfall=higher crop success + higher quality stock feed
= Shorter winters= longer crooping seasons+better conditioned stock
=melting icecaps= more abundant supplies of fresh water + more useable land for stock/crops
=Longer summers=more beach time=more eye candy=more 'hook-ups'=population explosion
Population Explosion=more need for fresh water=need for melting icecaps=burn more wood
=need for more foodstuff=need to melt icecaps for usable land=burn more wood
=higher chance of gene mutations=a population riddled with freaks=us Vs them mentality
Us Vs them = on going wars between humans and mutants=development of devastating weapons= demise of civilation.
Ergo, global warming is creating a super species of mutants that will throw the world into chaos.
Professor Xavier will save us though.......
