Old Farmer

[Fuscus]

An old farmer in Georgia had owned a farm for many years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked. I'm here to feed the alligator."

 

[africancichlidau]

Sharp old man, I like him already

Nice one Fuscy

 

[spottedpython]

wonder what them woman did lol they probably couldn't get out quick enough.

 

[BROWNS]

I was waiting for the link Fuscus....

 

[dobermanmick]

Yeah that would be a great pond to own !

 

[peterescue]

Do they have alligators in Georgia?

 

[peterescue]

Cause they certainly have them here.
Talking to someone yesterday as reptile fanatics do.
Appears there may be an alligator in someones backyard up on the central coast. We are talking adult i think. Also mentioned that there had be a number or crocodilian rescues arounfd there.

 

[Fuscus]

Do they have alligators in Georgia?

No idea mate, It is proberly not a carefully researched story.

 

[dobermanmick]

And there is no link to back it up ! :lol: