Aztec
Not so new Member
- Joined
- Jun 19, 2012
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Hi, I'm Aztec. I'm 7 years old and a super placid guy, I have a wonderful owner who I miss (I think) and I know she misses me and we wanna be together. She is my hero because she pulled me out of a burning house and Shane the sssssuper cool Vet at Tarringal saved my life, so anyway, thats why we're looking for a new home at the moment, its a bit difficult but she's cool and I know she'll work stuff out. She hasn't let on to me, but I know, coz I'm ssssmart and an Aussie, and I know that its only REALLY SPECIAL PEOPLE LIKE YOU, that love snakes, so I'm here helping her out and wondering if anyone has room for me while she sorts stuff out. ... do ya? huh? 
I have my own lockable, temperature controlled penthouse appartment that I dig coz Adam at Aussie Pythons gave it to me for being so brave so cool and so homeless and in it, I have my favourite log that I've had forever.... ( its the sssssimple things in life ) Anywaysss, I've been handled constantly while I was just a wee hatchling and used to love hanging out with the kids.Oh! I hear you say... where I'm at? Kind herpy folk have taken me in while Mum took some time out to collect herself after the ordeal, ( it was pretty traumatic for us all ) so I'm here with my lizard friends in St Kilda at the moment. Problem is, my mum can't move my apartment because I want her to look after her back coz she broke it once and it doesn't work so well anymore. I think thats part of the cool that I bring into her life, the way I roll... so sublime... so fluid... so elegant ... but I digress. It's my rainbow ssserpent dream right now to find some ssssuper cool folks that can help my mum out, as well as moving my penthouse that's a biggy, her number is 0468...431...8... (no I can't).... but please pleassss message her if you can help out in this way. ( Larry, my Buddy ) needs to go overseas urgently and as well, I accidentally bit him even tho I really vibe with the dude, ma bad, just got startled one day and he's not a snake guy and I'm not a 'not a snake guy' so anyway its time.... I promise to be well behaved, hope we can talk the same language an' all... and if there is anything you'd like to know about me, jusssst assssk thanxxx Aztec
I have my own lockable, temperature controlled penthouse appartment that I dig coz Adam at Aussie Pythons gave it to me for being so brave so cool and so homeless and in it, I have my favourite log that I've had forever.... ( its the sssssimple things in life ) Anywaysss, I've been handled constantly while I was just a wee hatchling and used to love hanging out with the kids.Oh! I hear you say... where I'm at? Kind herpy folk have taken me in while Mum took some time out to collect herself after the ordeal, ( it was pretty traumatic for us all ) so I'm here with my lizard friends in St Kilda at the moment. Problem is, my mum can't move my apartment because I want her to look after her back coz she broke it once and it doesn't work so well anymore. I think thats part of the cool that I bring into her life, the way I roll... so sublime... so fluid... so elegant ... but I digress. It's my rainbow ssserpent dream right now to find some ssssuper cool folks that can help my mum out, as well as moving my penthouse that's a biggy, her number is 0468...431...8... (no I can't).... but please pleassss message her if you can help out in this way. ( Larry, my Buddy ) needs to go overseas urgently and as well, I accidentally bit him even tho I really vibe with the dude, ma bad, just got startled one day and he's not a snake guy and I'm not a 'not a snake guy' so anyway its time.... I promise to be well behaved, hope we can talk the same language an' all... and if there is anything you'd like to know about me, jusssst assssk thanxxx Aztec
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