Pommies.

[Gregory]

A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing an England rugby jersey and is festooned with England pom-poms.

The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to leave."

The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the game.

After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The big game begins with the poms receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 22, and kick a penalty goal. Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.

The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've seen! What does the dog do if they score a try?"

The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years."

 

[frodo]

haha yeah so true it sux that you can win a game without scoring a try bloody poms!!!

 

[almaron]

An Englishman goes to Australia with his wife; they stay in a 5 star hotel and hire a Limo for the day. While driving along the road, his wife asks,
"Look! What is that man doing with that kangaroo?"
The man replies, "My God! Don't look, it's disgusting!"
Further down the road the wife says, "Look, another one!" and the husband says,
"Disgusting! I shall report this when we get back to the hotel."
They arrive back at the hotel only to find a man with one wooden leg having a wank on the steps of the hotel. The husband charges in and says to the manager,
"Look, we come here in good faith, to stay in your 5 star hotel and what happens? We are driving down the road and we come across a drover in copulation with a kangaroo. Further on, more recurrences of the same thing. Then we get back here only to find a man with one wooden leg, masturbating on your front steps. Well, what do you have to say about that?"
The manager says, 'S'truth mate, you expect a man with one wooden leg to catch his own kangaroo?"

 

[Gregory]

Don't make me bring out the Yank jokes mate. :twisted:

 

[almaron]

Sorry, couldn't help myself. :twisted:

 

[Nicole]

Heeheeheee. I Love it Al!!

...just out of interest has anyone ever heard anyone say 'strewth'? Ever? LOL

 

[africancichlidau]

It is a common word up in Qld Niccy babe Strewth yeah!!

 

[Brodie]

Yea back in QLD a few of my teachers used to say it..I always say it when i am drunk as well!

 

[Nicole]

I stand corrected...
Bewdy mate!

 

[Parko]

No wucka's china.

 

[Pinkie]

I never heard it said it real life until I came to Townsville

 

[lutzd]

The England team's training session was delayed today for nearly two hours at Telstra Stadium.

One of the players, while on his way back to the dressing room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance at the end of the field.

Coach Clive Woodward immediately suspended practice while the Police were called in to investigate.

After a complete field analysis, the Police determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the try line. Practice was resumed when the officials decided that it was unlikely that the team would encounter the substance again.

 

[_popp_]

pmsl david,my old man allways liked this comment,"grow your own dope plant a pom."I also seen it on tshirts in the 80's.

 

[jake0476]

you"s have all gone crazy..........hehehehehehehehehheheheh