Quote from Channel 7's breaky program

Aussie Pythons & Snakes Forum

Help Support Aussie Pythons & Snakes Forum:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.
Status
Not open for further replies.

herptrader

Very Well-Known Member
Joined
May 25, 2004
Messages
4,130
Reaction score
3
Location
Melbourne
"Next time you are offered a choice between a glass of snake wine and being poked in the eye by a sharp and flaming stick - choose the stick"

So the travel reporter is doing her thing on the China infomercial they have been running all week and today's segment is on snake wine. The wine not only includes snake but a squewered turtle, a chunk of bear and who knows what else.

The "beverage" is claimed to enhance libido, extend your penis, give you larger boobs, make you more intelligent, give you hairier armpits etc. etc. (The usual stuff.)

What bugs me is that half the ingredients are from the same animals that the Animal Planet channel is telling us to avoid as consumers because the illegal trade in many of these species is driving them to extinction.... and in most cases the claims about the properties are completely bogus.

The reporter also commited the usual faux paux of stating that the snake (in the wine) was poisonous. I ask "Why would you consume a wine you have just claimed is made with poison?" Venemous girl, not poisonous - VENEMOUS. She seemed to be skulling a large glass of the stuff!

Her quote (above) probably about sums up the whole segment.
 
She seemed to be skulling a large glass of the stuff!
lmao she'll be a sick girl for quite a while if she skulled that stuff but i'll think you'll find it is not the actual drink if she skulled it as it is quite potent stuff :D :D
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top