Reptile Amnesty

[Hickson]

Not that anybody here has any exotics, but the Exotic Reptile Amnesty ends tomorrow. If your gonna hand 'em in, today and tomorrow is your last chance.

Hix

 

[Slateman]

I do have only one exotic snake, and no way I will turn him in.
I am glad that my misus mrs Slatey don't read APS forum. She would gladly give him up.
i WOULD NEWER RECOVER FROM THAT LOSS. Mind you that he would be extremely apriciated by sintific world. Specie= miniture dwarf holefindingtroubletusis

 

[BROWNS]

NO WAY....I will not part with my albino ball python.

 

[Reptile_1989]

so how did youse get these exotics ova here

 

[instar]

I do have only one exotic snake, and no way I will turn him in.
I am glad that my misus mrs Slatey don't read APS forum. She would gladly give him up.
i WOULD NEWER RECOVER FROM THAT LOSS. Mind you that he would be extremely apriciated by sintific world. Specie= miniture dwarf holefindingtroubletusis

:lol: :lol: :lol:

(Not a "minture dwarf gettingituptroubletusis then Mr Slate? :lol: )

 

[Slateman]

lol Instar
I did imported Mine from Czech Republic. I hided him in my pants during my flight on Jumbo plain. Customs did not noticed my exotic snake and here I am with my problem. Mrs slaty will dob me for sure now.
She liked my exotic snake when I was younger mate. I don't know why her aproach to nature changed.

 

[earthmother]

lol Slatey - the old snake in the pants trick.

If she does dob, paint it green.

Do I have to hand in my dead and shrivelly Red Eared Slider? It's harmless now.
Customs and AQIS know but haven't said either way.

It sounds ill keeping it but I wanted to take pics after a while to prove it wasn't preserved, sadly it wasn't preserved, which is the information AQIS need.
I have to keep it hidden, I have 1 daughter who asks where it is when she walks in so she can avoid seeing it.
The chicken
Em

Em.

 

[instar]

Eww! how Gross is that Em! are you trying to develope a new fungal lifeform? Throw it away, or give it a decent burial .Lol

my motto..."If in doubt, hurl it out!"

 

[Slateman]

HA HA

 

[Greebo]

I handed in my semi-automatic retic.

 

[Fuscus]

I handed in my Pachycephalosaurus wyomingensis on Friday SOB. I'll miss the little thick head.

 

[moosenoose]

Still not getting their filthy hands on my Green Anaconda. She gives great insulation coiled firmly around our hot water system under the house lol Unfortuately, I get losts of lost cat pictures posted around the streets from time to time - people should really put their moggies away after dark LOL oh, and another thing I think she was dreaming the other night, and squashed the BEJESUS out of our Rheem Stella...sob!

 

[Slateman]

Not the puticats MUSE.

 

[Reptile_1989]

at least you wont have any feral animals comin in to your place i guess, hey moose?

 

[moosenoose]

yeah, I hear em outside all the time. Like this...meow, meow, meow.......rouw,rouw, choke, choke.....meeeee..choke, choke...................CRUNCH!
......then it's eerily quiet! Not many strays come back from going under the house LOL

 

[Bryony]

thats a good thing other wise they will eat the natural wildlife or the natural wildlife will eat them

 

[instar]

LMAO ..THEN ROF HOLDING RIBS....THEN LMAO again.. :lol: :lol: :lol: Thats a Larson classic-to-be Moosenoose! :lol: :lol:

Picture it......A larsonesque python lays coiled in wait, inside the shadow of the under-the-house door. The doors is open wide against the side of the house, and on the inside of the door is a sign, written by the snake......"Fwree Kat Fud!" ..with an arrow pointing inside! :lol: :lol:

 

[moosenoose]

thats it... and a little trail of kibble leading to the inside of the pythons mouth lol

 

[Hickson]

In a roughly similar vein.....

 

[moosenoose]

My neighbours cat is really unnerving - I hope it gets eaten soon!
Here is a picture of it...What do you think?