Reptile based pick up lines

[Umbral]

Just for fun....

My line isnt working so I thought I'd ask for tips.

Im using "I keep herps" it just isnt working for me!

 

[saximus]

Wanna see my python? It's almost six feet long...

 

[abnrmal91]

this thread wont last but should be interesting lol

 

[Umbral]

I like the idea, however that could scare them away. Want to come home and stroke my lizard? may work though...

 

[thomasssss]

getting the pick up lines ready for the expo on the weekend are we

 

[Umbral]

Nah, I work at Hope Estate and will be working the Rod Stewart concert
What about, want to see my python... it has spots?

 

[saximus]

I'm not sure they'd appreciate that one Umbral

 

[abnrmal91]

Nah, I work at Hope Estate and will be working the Rod Stewart concert
What about, want to see my python... it has spots?

So you will be trying for a cougar then?

 

[Umbral]

My fiancee works there too and I'd be coming out with black and blue spots if I tried on anyone lol

 

[JungleManSam]

"I keep heaps of pets, I have one of the rarest species in the world....the trouser snake, you might want to come back to mine and check it out"

 

[Umbral]

How about... If your not interested in me at least come home and look at my 5 yr old.... hes 8ft!

 

[Boidae]

I'd edit that last comment Umbral, the mods may not approve of it..

 

[GSXR_Boy]

I said it in another thread but what the heck
" I've had crabs, but i'd rather herps"
"Wanna come back and see my frillies?"

 

[Erebos]

You need to carry around a Pygmy python in your pocket and say wanna see my Pygmy python. Then you have a choice of what to whip out depending on the girls response.


Cheers Brenton

 

[dihsmaj]

Wanna stroke my snake?

 

[snakeluvver]

Want to see my herps?
Wait no crap.

 

[Fuscus]

With python around neck to cutie with rat/dog : Do you want that?
NOTE: so far has not been effective

 

[MathewB]

I have a bearded dragon.....Am I getting lucky?

 

[dihsmaj]

Lick my Tiliqua?

 

[Sir_Hiss]

When I'm drunk alone late at night I like to handle my snake, but it'd be more fun if I had someone to do it with me.