alexr
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(well it is Friday - and hey - they are clean :wink
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Q: What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?
A: The Lizard of Oz !
Q: What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?
A: A chameleon on a tartan rug !
Q: How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
A: They sit eggsaminations !
Q: What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?
A: Reptiles !
Q: What do you call a rich frog ?
A: A golf blooded reptile !
Q: What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?
A: Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
Q: What kind of bull doesn't have horns ?
A: A bullfrog !
Q: What jumps up and down in front of a car ?
A: Froglights !
Q: Where do frogs keep their money ?
A: In a river bank !
Q: What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?
A: He bowled long hops !
Q: Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
A: He had his own frog horn !
Q: What did the bus conductor ay to the frog ?
A: Hop on !
Q: What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?
A: Hop in !
Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?
A: A hoppercraft !
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ?
A: Hoppalong Cassidy !
Q: When is a car like a frog ?
A: When it's being toad !
Q: Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
A: To stamp out forest fires !
Q: What do you say if you meet a toad ?
A: Wart's new !
Q: Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
A: A frog with hiccups !
Q: Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
A: It weighed too much for its scales !
Q: Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
A: A frog in a blender !
Q: Whats yellow and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
A: A mouldy frog in a blender !
Q: Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
A: He was un hoppy !
Q: How do frogs die ?
A: They kermit suidide !
Q: What's a frogs favourite flower ?
A: A croakus !
Q: Whats a frogs favourite game ?
A: It's croak-et !
Q: What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?
A: A croaker spaniel !
Q: What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?
A: Star Warts !
Q: What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
A: Open toad sandals !
Q: What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ?
A: The Brit Awarts !
Q: Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
A: They always want to play leap frog with him !
Q: Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?
A: Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
Q: What's a toad's favourite ballet ?
A: Swamp Lake !
Q: What do toads drink ?
A: Croaka-cola !
Q: What do frogs drink ?
A: Hot croako !
Q: What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole ?
A: A lost frog !
Q: Where do frogs keep their treasure ?
A: In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
Q: What do you call a 100 year old frog ?
A: An old croak !
Q: What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?
A: Kermit the Fog !
Q: What's a toads favourite sweet ?
A: Lollihops !
Q: What do you call a frog spy ?
A: A croak and dagger agent !
Q: What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?
A: Lily !
Q: What do Scottish toads play ?
A: Hop-scotch !
Q: How did the toad die ?
A: He simply croaked !
Q: What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
A: Morse toad !
Q: Whats the world weakest animal ?
A: A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
Q: Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ?
A: A hot frog !
Q: What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
A: You'll croak in no time !
Q: Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?
A: In the croakroom !
Q: What's green and tough ?
A: A toad with a machine gun !
Q: What is a chameleon's motto ?
A: A change is as good as a rest !
Q: Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?
A: Because he was newt to the area !
Q: What kind of pole is short and floppy ?
A: A tadpole !
Q: Where do you get frogs eggs ?
A: At the spawn shop !
Q: Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ?
A: Because her husband spawned her affections !
)Q: What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?
A: The Lizard of Oz !
Q: What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?
A: A chameleon on a tartan rug !
Q: How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
A: They sit eggsaminations !
Q: What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?
A: Reptiles !
Q: What do you call a rich frog ?
A: A golf blooded reptile !
Q: What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?
A: Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
Q: What kind of bull doesn't have horns ?
A: A bullfrog !
Q: What jumps up and down in front of a car ?
A: Froglights !
Q: Where do frogs keep their money ?
A: In a river bank !
Q: What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?
A: He bowled long hops !
Q: Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
A: He had his own frog horn !
Q: What did the bus conductor ay to the frog ?
A: Hop on !
Q: What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?
A: Hop in !
Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?
A: A hoppercraft !
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ?
A: Hoppalong Cassidy !
Q: When is a car like a frog ?
A: When it's being toad !
Q: Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
A: To stamp out forest fires !
Q: What do you say if you meet a toad ?
A: Wart's new !
Q: Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
A: A frog with hiccups !
Q: Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
A: It weighed too much for its scales !
Q: Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
A: A frog in a blender !
Q: Whats yellow and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
A: A mouldy frog in a blender !
Q: Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
A: He was un hoppy !
Q: How do frogs die ?
A: They kermit suidide !
Q: What's a frogs favourite flower ?
A: A croakus !
Q: Whats a frogs favourite game ?
A: It's croak-et !
Q: What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?
A: A croaker spaniel !
Q: What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?
A: Star Warts !
Q: What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
A: Open toad sandals !
Q: What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ?
A: The Brit Awarts !
Q: Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
A: They always want to play leap frog with him !
Q: Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?
A: Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
Q: What's a toad's favourite ballet ?
A: Swamp Lake !
Q: What do toads drink ?
A: Croaka-cola !
Q: What do frogs drink ?
A: Hot croako !
Q: What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole ?
A: A lost frog !
Q: Where do frogs keep their treasure ?
A: In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
Q: What do you call a 100 year old frog ?
A: An old croak !
Q: What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?
A: Kermit the Fog !
Q: What's a toads favourite sweet ?
A: Lollihops !
Q: What do you call a frog spy ?
A: A croak and dagger agent !
Q: What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?
A: Lily !
Q: What do Scottish toads play ?
A: Hop-scotch !
Q: How did the toad die ?
A: He simply croaked !
Q: What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
A: Morse toad !
Q: Whats the world weakest animal ?
A: A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
Q: Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ?
A: A hot frog !
Q: What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
A: You'll croak in no time !
Q: Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?
A: In the croakroom !
Q: What's green and tough ?
A: A toad with a machine gun !
Q: What is a chameleon's motto ?
A: A change is as good as a rest !
Q: Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?
A: Because he was newt to the area !
Q: What kind of pole is short and floppy ?
A: A tadpole !
Q: Where do you get frogs eggs ?
A: At the spawn shop !
Q: Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ?
A: Because her husband spawned her affections !
