Reptile Show in the US

[Hickson]

http://www.dailybulletin.com/Stories/0,1413,203~21481~2969066,00.html

Quotable quotes:

"The turtle is a more ideal animal than a too-easy-to-squeeze lizard or a mother-repelling snake"

"It was harder to raise the chameleons than my daughter"



Hix

 

[alexr]

You missed one Hix

"Some male iguanas act more aggressively toward women on their menstrual cycles."

(I myself prefer the hide in the cupboard approach)

 

[Retic]

The quote about the iguana is very true, we had a big male that used to get very stroppy at certain times.

 

[Hickson]

I myself prefer the hide in the cupboard approach

I prefer the hide down the pub approach myself. At least you can get a drink there. And after a few, if she finds you, you don't care.



Hix

Disclaimer 1: The above statement should not be taken as a recommendation for excessive drinking. Any such behaviour is at your own risk.

Disclaimer 2: The above opinions should not be taken as bona fide marital/relationship advice. Anyone attempting the above technique does so at their own risk.

 

[instar]

LMAO! Chams are probly alot neater than kids! :lol:

 

[alexr]

Chams are probly alot neater than kids!

But can they get you beer from the fridge?