Smart Women

[playwell]

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!" The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis who women will flock to."

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you.

Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

 

[playwell]

Sorry girls, I didn't write it.

My sister sent it to me.

 

[Snake Catcher Victoria]

playwell,my wife think your a dickh...d,..but ur ok in my books
bazmo

 

[westaussie]

So this is what she would do to her husband ?
good reason to stay single, guys.

 

[hugsta]

Funny stuff Playwell, unbelievable how true it is...*hugsta runs for cover*....LOL;-)

 

[Wrasse]

I would have asked for bigger tits.

 

[Snake Catcher Victoria]

ur tits are fine wrasse

 

[Guest]

Re: RE: Smart Women

I would have asked for bigger tits.

If you were my wife, that would be fine with me, although you would never get me out of the shower.......


And id go through alot of lather.

 

[Wrasse]

RE: Re: RE: Smart Women

er... thanks for the compliments guys, but I meant, instead of the heart attack.

 

[Dicco]

Re: RE: Re: RE: Smart Women

er... thanks for the compliments guys, but I meant, instead of the heart attack.

Haha! Good one

 

[Guest]

RE: Re: RE: Smart Women

Exactly! It would mean that i got a really good set of tits too (if i was your hubby at the time), and as i said, you'd never get me out of the shower.

 

[Wrasse]

RE: Re: RE: Smart Women

AARRGGHHHHHHHHH

Teamsherman!! ROFLMAO

 

[Hickson]

RE: Re: RE: Smart Women

Alan, how would you go down with a big pair of tits in the army?



Hix

(I think I probably could have phrased that a bit better......)

 

[Wrasse]

RE: Re: RE: Smart Women

Get in the way, wouldn't they. And yes, you could have.

(aww, you made them bigger, it was more fun cutting and pasting and selecting all and enlarging...)

 

[Hickson]

RE: Re: RE: Smart Women

Actually Wrasse, I meant how would his army buddies treat him if he suddenly appeared with a pair of big tits? Would he need to get a new uniform? A blouse perhaps? Can he do up buttons the other way around?



Hix

 

[instar]

RE: Re: RE: Smart Women

LMAO Al :lol: ....careful what you wish for! :shock: :lol:

 

[Wrasse]

RE: Re: RE: Smart Women

No doubt they would treat him very very well.

 

[Guest]

RE: Re: RE: Smart Women

HEY!!! im not just a peice of man meat you can ogle on the forums you know!!!!