Snake bite stories

[Fuscus]

from Sydney via Ireland :?
http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=124273650&p=yz4z74356

and from Sydney via Melbourne
http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,11405150%5E1702,00.html

 

[ashley_morris22]

ohh i have a snake bite storie

last sunday i was sitting on my couch in a tshirt and boxers and i was holding my childrens python, wh i bit of my weiner poped out,(i didn't know) well the snake did and he went for a bite. it stung for ages then i cleaned it all up and the was only a few very very small holes and a scratch. thanks my storie

 

[Greebo]

when a bit of my weiner popped out,(i didn't know)

um....er....maybe you should get your parents to explain a few things to you.

 

[diamond_python]

lol

 

[Guest]

lol, yeah well i bet those lil teeth chewed right into u...

 

[nuthn2do]

wh i bit of my weiner poped out,(i didn't know) well the snake did and he went for a bite

Wouldn't tell to many people that a little childrens python obviously thought it could swallow your weiner.

 

[ashley_morris22]

its more like a very big jumbo rat lol

 

[Miss_Magickal]

since when did aussie blokes have american hot dogs in their pants...........If you had one there ashley then it deserves to get bitten...............do you know what is in those things................lmao

 

[ashley_morris22]

custard

 

[Fuscus]

I don't know what worries me more, the act or the fact you put it on the internet.

 

[Ochre]

Yuck

Just found this thread. . . .went down hill really quick. . .ewwwwl, more than i ever wanted to know about a member of APS. :lol: :lol:

Wouldn't tell to many people that a little childrens python obviously thought it could swallow your weiner.

Bwahahaha. . .*wipes tear from eye*. . . ROFLOU :lol: :lol: :twisted:

Nice one.

 

[Tommo]

RE: Yuck

lol, i cant believe someone would post that on the net! next asp get together should be interesting

back on topic, i thought the thing on russel crowe was so stupid. he called the family and said that he felt sorry for them and they are thanking him! no money for them, no helping with the medical fees, no helping directly with the treatment. he only called them and they say they couldnt have dont it without him! what about the doctors?

 

[dobermanmick]

RE: Yuck

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

A little pinkie mouse :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[dobermanmick]

RE: Yuck

Yeah i Cant belive they think he saved thier boys life !

Maybe Tomb raider Angelina Jolie That would give you hope :lol:

 

[Miss_Magickal]

Too right she would...................Go angelina..................

 

[swampie]

Snake bite story-About 4mnths ago i purchased an adult pair of Olive Pythons from Roy Pails and while going thru all the dealings with him on the phone he proceded to tell me about how the female had bitten him on the face and threw a few coils around his arm,he was alone at the time and he said it took him about half an hour to detach the big bitch from his face and arm,Roy said it was the worst bite he's copped so far (and i believe it,you should see her smash a jumbo rat) .Anyway this did not deter me from buying them as now they are part of my collection and are going strong,the big girl has had a few go's at me but hasn't conected yet
SWAMPIE

p.s. g'day Roy

 

[ashley_morris22]

went down hill really quick

sorry all

 

[Nome]

sorry all

lol, your okay Ashley :lol: :lol:

It's good you feel comfortable with us all to post something like that.
:lol: :lol: :lol: