Snakes and crazy sex party

[Darlyn]

So I was looking at the thread titles and wondered what makes you click into certain threads. I chose my title cos I figure everyone here likes snakes, party’s and most likely sex : ) For instance the murdered snake thread has a very dramatic lure and so is getting a lot of traffic. What do you always click on? Cries for help? Name my python? Look pics? What is the best lure for attracting attention on APS ?


Boring thread, I know I’m bored, besides it’s about titles not content .

 

[thomasssss]

hehehehe it will be funny to see where this thread leads , umm easier to say what i dont click on that is , naming threads and ummmm well thats about it really

 

[Darlyn]

hehehehe it will be funny to see where this thread leads , umm easier to say what i dont click on that is , naming threads and ummmm well thats about it really

Whoa! Sometimes naming threads are hilarious, sometimes .................

 

[thomasssss]

is it just my computer , it says that this threads had zero views yet its had 2 replies , ive noticed this a bit

hmmmm maybe i should start to look at them more often then darlyn

 

[Darlyn]

Yep, that is weird. Punishment for having a rubbish title perhaps?
Should have put murdered in there somewhere?

 

[Khagan]

I just read "sex party" and clicked.... What is this?! :C

 

[thomasssss]

yea im thinking that "mum murders snake then has crazy sex party " might have gone down better

 

[Albino93]

Yep, that is weird. Punishment for having a rubbish title perhaps?
Should have put murdered in there somewhere?

haha they could name the title "help my snake was murdered, it never even had a name, what do u think i should have named him/her" lol
oh and khagan i did the same thing lol

 

[thomasssss]

ahha we have views , the gods are smiling upon us

 

[Darlyn]

I think sliding in the word "jag" gets a few people in.
Maybe "Jag snake murdered at sex party, name required" or is that too much?

 

[Jacknifejimmy]

Don't usually click on 'name my...', 'look at my...' threads but check out most anything else.

The lady insists I'm on here far too much though haha

 

[thomasssss]

hell just throw in , " it makes me weep" at the end of it
so , darlyn maybe edit the title to , " jag snake murdered at sex party , it makes me weep for humanity"

 

[Albino93]

i dont tend to click on "whats the best beginner snake" as research generally gives u an idea of good beginner snakes. oh and the titles about subscriptions, people need to read site rules and use the search function abit more

 

[Nes88c]

I love the id threads n cos I'm still new I reply if no one else has On the "won't eat" "help" threads, I'm sure after a few months I won't though lol. I knew this thread name was a lure, but I still clicked it lol

 

[Albino93]

i also like the id threads its fun trying to figure out what they are

 

[Darlyn]

I like the id threads as well, they are always either informative or a big poo fight : )

Cat threads seem to garner a fair bit of attention as well.
Maybe I should have called this "Unnamed Jag murders cat at wild sex party, please id"

 

[Australis]

I like the ones that i know will contain a lot of flaming or bleeding hearts.
"Horrific pet shops" etc

 

[Jande]

I don't normally click on name threads and only occasionally look at ID threads. I always look at 'help' or 'urgent' or especially threads with *PLEASE* in the title. I don't normally go into threads for carpets, vens, geckos or lizards as I have no clue about any of it. Unless I see someone's intentionally trying to show us their collection. In which case I'll go in and either like or congratulate etc. I'm mostly here to cure boredom or to have a giggle at something (miss Grannieannie in particular for that). News topics are always a guaranteed lure for me as well.

And yeah... I totally clicked on the title for the sex part... my hubby is away again so how could I not?! :lol:

 

[Darlyn]

Perhaps just a short title "Sex" would get everyone clicking?

 

[Albino93]

Perhaps just a short title "Sex" would get everyone clicking?

lol most likely