It was a day like this no really, just quite less touchy feeling, it all happened somewhere warm inside, on an island that I own rested and alone, surrounded by enormous piles of money.
How did I become this filthy rich u ask? Well it all started on a warm winters morning much like any other until??KNOCK KNOCK KNCOK at my door, it was the kings guards they said ?your presence has been requested by the king? they escorted me to the kings castle. The king said ?I lost many men in the battle with the beast the other day, u know how it is bro, I want you to kill the beast for me, you will rewarded handsomely? I replied ?what good is gold to me if I?m dead with the crows picking at my eyes? ?I will kill u if you don?t? surrounded by the kings guards I had no choice besides that was some serious motivation (I could easily go ninja on all of them, but that wont be very nice)
so five of the kings men and I set of on a journey to slay the beast, days and days went by walking through the jungles of Antarctica until finally we stumbled across THE MIGHTY POLAR BEAR. One of my men came from up behind the beast and the guys standing next to me said ?nemos gonna touch the but? whatever that ment I don?t know, but before long the Mighty Polar Bear had slain all kings horses and all the kings men I couldn?t put them back together again. So it was me vs the mighty beast, I CHARGED, as I was running at the beast I shouted YOLO in a very heroic voice (I was thinking you only live once so don?t die now) SLASH straight through the beasts heart, as the mighty creature lay there dying I said ?IM THE KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN?
I returned to the king with the beasts head and he rewarded me with my own island with enormous piles of money. More stories to come, all stories are based on my life experiences.
How did I become this filthy rich u ask? Well it all started on a warm winters morning much like any other until??KNOCK KNOCK KNCOK at my door, it was the kings guards they said ?your presence has been requested by the king? they escorted me to the kings castle. The king said ?I lost many men in the battle with the beast the other day, u know how it is bro, I want you to kill the beast for me, you will rewarded handsomely? I replied ?what good is gold to me if I?m dead with the crows picking at my eyes? ?I will kill u if you don?t? surrounded by the kings guards I had no choice besides that was some serious motivation (I could easily go ninja on all of them, but that wont be very nice)
so five of the kings men and I set of on a journey to slay the beast, days and days went by walking through the jungles of Antarctica until finally we stumbled across THE MIGHTY POLAR BEAR. One of my men came from up behind the beast and the guys standing next to me said ?nemos gonna touch the but? whatever that ment I don?t know, but before long the Mighty Polar Bear had slain all kings horses and all the kings men I couldn?t put them back together again. So it was me vs the mighty beast, I CHARGED, as I was running at the beast I shouted YOLO in a very heroic voice (I was thinking you only live once so don?t die now) SLASH straight through the beasts heart, as the mighty creature lay there dying I said ?IM THE KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN?
I returned to the king with the beasts head and he rewarded me with my own island with enormous piles of money. More stories to come, all stories are based on my life experiences.
