Just saw a facebook status from one of my friends who was watching cricket with his girlfriend.... the ball bounced before the fielder got it, and his girlfriend asks why wasnt it out, he said 'because it bounced', to which she replied 'don't they have one hand one bounce?'.
Had my B'Day the other day and my friend goes, "Hurry up I've been defrosting your cake for like 20 mins now!" Me: "You defrosted my ice cream cake?" :/ blonde moment haha