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rodentrancher

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Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday,
My ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday, and my wife is
coming home Sunday.
I need 3 Viagra pills, to satisfy them all.
The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills, 3 nights in a
row, is pretty dangerous for a man of your age."
"I will give them to you under one condition, that you return
to my office, on Monday, so that I can check you out."
The man says, "You have a deal, Doc."
Monday morning, the man returns with his arm in a sling.
The doctor says, "What happened?"
The man answered, "Nobody showed up."
 
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