rodentrancher
Very Well-Known Member
Just heading to get some shuteye, but found some Viagra jokes for you. LOL! Cheers Cheryl
The Many Sides Of Viagra!
Questions & Observations to Ponder about Viagra:
If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?
If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving
Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?
I dropped a Viagra in a jar of small sweet pickles last night and this
morning had a jar full of big Kosher dills.
I would only take Viagra for intellectual purposes, so my head would
swell.
Before Viagra, for some people, making love was classified as "assault
with a dead weapon."
Viagra, medicine's version of "MIRACLE-GRO."
Mix Viagra and Prozac and you have a guy who is ready to go, but doesn't
really care where.
Are you taking Viagra or are you just happy to see me?
If however you do need to take Viagra, remember to swallow them quickly
otherwise you'll get a stiff neck.
A shipment of Viagra was high jacked today. Police have put out an
All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals! They
will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll surely be sent to a
Penal Institution.
Scientists developed the idea for Viagra after studying President
Clinton's DNA.
The Many Sides Of Viagra!
Questions & Observations to Ponder about Viagra:
If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?
If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving
Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?
I dropped a Viagra in a jar of small sweet pickles last night and this
morning had a jar full of big Kosher dills.
I would only take Viagra for intellectual purposes, so my head would
swell.
Before Viagra, for some people, making love was classified as "assault
with a dead weapon."
Viagra, medicine's version of "MIRACLE-GRO."
Mix Viagra and Prozac and you have a guy who is ready to go, but doesn't
really care where.
Are you taking Viagra or are you just happy to see me?
If however you do need to take Viagra, remember to swallow them quickly
otherwise you'll get a stiff neck.
A shipment of Viagra was high jacked today. Police have put out an
All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals! They
will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll surely be sent to a
Penal Institution.
Scientists developed the idea for Viagra after studying President
Clinton's DNA.
