why isn't there any desient guys around

[spottedpython]

:?: i have not came across a desient guy yet they all go by looks and not personality most guys are stuck up well the ones i've meet have been

 

[Guest]

You must no know many guys then... I know blokes that would ...Edited... Please save mods time.....anything that walks, women however are the most fussy creatures ever invented....love em tho

 

[spottedpython]

see what i mean most guys want sex theres more then just sex

 

[Guest]

such as?

 

[Adam]

herping and having sex while herping in the new herp room.

 

[dobermanmick]

what got you started on this topic ?

 

[Hayley]

hey Adam, think you'd better be careful what your haveing sex with
while herping in the herp room!!! :lol:

 

[Adam]

LOL

 

[NoOne]

I put the question back at you, why aren't there any descent women around.
God knows all the women i know have a cork up their **** about something, at some stage and it's always our fault :?

 

[PilbaraPythons]

spotted python
Yes I agree with you that there is more than sex like for instance cooking, cleaning and serving up fresh cans of beer.
Cheers Dave

 

[dobermanmick]

i dont just go by looks !
But i also dont like the thought of a busted mango for a partner !

 

[sxereturn]

spotted python
Yes I agree with you that there is more than sex like for instance cooking, cleaning and serving up fresh cans of beer.
Cheers Dave

They breed them smart in WA*.


*not entirely true

 

[NoOne]

LMAO busted mango!

I'm gonna have to use that one :lol:

 

[Springherp]

LOL! look out fellas i feels something big coming!

 

[Farkurnell]

IF MEN WROTE PROBLEM PAGES

Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing, your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college room mates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.

Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you! The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too!) Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him, then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should. He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.

A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.

 

[NoOne]

LMAO

 

[Artie]

:lol: :lol:

 

[Hickson]

all the women i know have a cork up their backside

There's a special name for that cork, and it's usually made of rubber.
:shock:

Hix

 

[Artie]

Different Positions

HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?

WIFE: That's a good idea. Why don't YOU stand by the sink and do
the
dishes
and I'LL sit on the sofa and fart?

 

[Ella]

hehehe

Can't say I agree with everything ur saying Fark, but at least itz funny