moosenoose
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I'm going nuts! Cos I'm still at work!!! :lol: So, It's joke time again! :wink:
Lets have em!
A visiting professor at the University of New Zealand is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The student (remember, this is NZ!) replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have a "intimate relationship" with a Ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats!'"
Lets have em!
A visiting professor at the University of New Zealand is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The student (remember, this is NZ!) replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have a "intimate relationship" with a Ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats!'"
