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As per this thread here -> http://www.aussiepythons.com/forum/...oetry-competition-win-1-a-200384/#post2316496 please submit all your poems in this thread. Competition ends on the 24th of this month so release your inner poet.

It's a bit of fun so have a go and we look forward to seeing all your submissions, just please make sure they are reptile or amphibian related and are genuine entries :)

Cheers
The APS Admin and Mod Team
 
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i like snakes, hanging out with mates
i like lizards, and big old blizzards

I'm poet and didn't know it :)
 
I love reptiles yes I do,
even though I have to clean their poo,
one is just never enough,
they all seem to have the right stuff.
they defently make for an interesting life,
sometimes I think I'd pick them over the wife.

hahahaha
 
So unique in many ways
Naughty and nice
Amazing
King of all reptiles
Each one has a different personality
 
APS Poem Competition Thread

I am 'right on'
I got a python
And when he sheds
I go to my shed
Cos he's gonna need a bigger pyth-home

No I'm not in the running for a calendar, but thought I'd join in the fun
 
Well i aint no poet thats for sure, thankfully i already won myself a calender :D
 
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I dont know if it counts as poetry.. but sometimes when I'm feeding my snakeys I sing this song in my head...... :D

They'll be coiled round the mousie when they eat
They'll be coiled round the mousie when they eat
First they'll strike and then they'll coil
Then all at once they'll swallow
They'll be coiled round the mousie when they eat....
 
Snakes slithers along the ground,
Sneakyly without a sound,
Others high up in the trees,
Dodging all the birds and bees,
Posions bite then hide away,
Strangles hold and there they stay,
I like snakes their cool and cold,
Best of all the grow real old!



I think I may write the wife a poem after that, see if I can get me another prize : )
 
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Tim and l a herping went
Found three girls in a tent
Tim took one and l had two
All the way home all we could say was WOOOOHOOO.....solar 17 LOL
 
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Ryming about herps yes herps concept is sick
Currently albino how I can lay it down i feel melanistic
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Alone in the world I am a snake
alone in wild in the sun I bake
rumbling footsteps cause the earth to quake
so a herpers foot is mine to take
using my senses triggered
from being scared and defensive
i strike at will
and take flight until I am far away
an what I feared is at bay
they thought I was friendly
but to there dismay
i am no illusive colubrid
but an elapid with eggs to lay
so now the silly herpers
in there graves will stay
 
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Give me a calender.

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What ? No please !
 
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I once had a snake named snuffles.
A serpent who caused quite a scuffle.
He ate the cat.
And got really fat.
And now he’s in lots of trouble.
 
What masked and bannered man
shall rock the Ark
and sail a course to their annointed kingdom come......

Erm, is plagarism allowed?
 
Who sailed their captain to waters that they troubled
in My font, sinking in the ignorant seas of prejudice

Sorry Steve, unfortunately not :)
 
Elegant, graceful and somewhat sublime.
A head and a tail, but otherwise a line.
A creature whose journey is not well defined.
The hatred of snakes is totally enshrined.
APS members know better than this.
We look upon our reptiles with awe, love and bliss.
 
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