rodentrancher
Very Well-Known Member
This says it all I reckon!! You just can't stop. I know its American, but I guess its the same with Aussie Herpers?
With aquatic turtles it began,
A Red Eared Slider, nothing grand.
A Snow Corn Snake was quick to follow,
Now up to my ears in herps I wallow!
There's Burmese Pythons everywhere
Dumpy Treefrogs here and there.
Boas, Milksnakes, Pythons that Ball-
Where, oh where do I put them all?
A Russian Tortoise lives in my tub,
While a Green Iguana hangs from above!
There's Kingsnakes in my dining room,
My freezer is a rat filled tomb.
I threw my microwave out the door
To make room for one tank more!
A Tree Boa coils on the chandelier-
The problem is becoming clear...
I don't need the perfect mouse-
What I need is a bigger house!!
With aquatic turtles it began,
A Red Eared Slider, nothing grand.
A Snow Corn Snake was quick to follow,
Now up to my ears in herps I wallow!
There's Burmese Pythons everywhere
Dumpy Treefrogs here and there.
Boas, Milksnakes, Pythons that Ball-
Where, oh where do I put them all?
A Russian Tortoise lives in my tub,
While a Green Iguana hangs from above!
There's Kingsnakes in my dining room,
My freezer is a rat filled tomb.
I threw my microwave out the door
To make room for one tank more!
A Tree Boa coils on the chandelier-
The problem is becoming clear...
I don't need the perfect mouse-
What I need is a bigger house!!
