SLiM's Incredibly Helpful and Informative Tips on Caring for your Housebound Redback Spiders:
If you leave clothes on the floor and you don't wash them and you live in Australia, where the world's largest populations of redback spiders live; then do I have some helpful and informative hints to prevent you from being bitten by such spiders.
Some judgemental characters will tell you to wash your clothes in their whining tone that just goes on and on. Or they'll sound like a cracked record and tell you to pick up your clothes and put them away. But little do they know that won't stop you from getting the ol' RB spiders in your undies....
No. The spiders can crawl into draws, can climb cvlotheslines and can even walk!!! They'll get into your undies whether you like it or not.
So you're all waiting for my great tips... You're all saying what experience do I have to award such tips?
Well, being closely ties with the entomology department (I used to drink with an entomology student when I was at uni) and I have seen insects and things like them before - I think I am well qualified.
Also, I have underpants - that clearly makes me qualified.
Also this doesn't just apply to undies - but gardening gloves, shoes (just like in the movie arachnophobia) - shoes, helmets etc!
So what you do.... Get your clean undies. If they're on the floor, leave them there. If they've come from your draw or your clothesline throw them on the floor. Preferably concrete, hard wood or tiles. Carpeted floor does NOT work as well.
Now place shoes on (this is very important). I realise you're undieless - but put SHOES on - even if you're in the nick, your dressing gown or a towel... You MUST wear shoes!
Now proceed to stamp and stomp all over your undies - thus killing any RBs currently habbitating.
This procvedure works well with all clothing items including shoes.
For a helmet, I find using lighter fluid and a match far more successful.
Thank you for reading SLiM's Incredibly Helpful and Informative Tips on Caring for your Housebound Redback Spiders - I can autograph your copy of my book if you like
