Blondes & Curtains

[moosenoose]

Sorry :wink: Got this one before - had to post it


Subject: Blondes & Curtains

Okay so, a blonde enters a store that sells curtains.

She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink
curtains.

He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seemed to be having a hard
time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains she needed.

The blonde replies "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches!?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what
room are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But, Miss, computers do not have
curtains!"

The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"

 

[Bryony]

he he he he he
good one moosey!

 

[instar]

LOL, if she said 98' windows he couldve made a killing! :lol:

 

[Artie]

LOL, that?s even funnier :lol:

 

[Guest]

lol, that was a good call inny. nice joke moose.

 

[dobermanmick]

Nice one moose !

 

[Samma3l]

that joke made me smile

 

[PilbaraPythons]

We @ Pilbara Pythons are outraged and sickened by the comments and so called jokes aimed directlly at blondes. These women cant help the hair they were born under and you all obviously hate blondes or you wouldn't be joking about them shame, shame, shame!

Only joking bring 'em on we luv 'em! (Blondes & jokes)

 

[Guest]

well just cause u have blond hair

 

[Greebo]

A Blonde walks into a library and walks up to the counter,
"I'll have a Big Mac and a Coke please."
"Madam," Says the man at the counter."This is a Library!"
"Oh sorry,"Replies the Blonde and then she leans over and whispers, "I'll have a Big Mac and Coke please."



Q. How can you tell if a Blonde is having a bad day?
A. She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pen.

 

[redline]

cool

 

[Bryony]

:lol:
i love blonde jokes!!!!!
and yes i am blonde but i still luv 'em!

 

[moosenoose]

Good one Greebs

 

[Greebo]

A Blonde is sitting in a bathtub in the middle of a paddock with a pair of oars, rowing away. Another Blonde who is driving past, sees the Blonde in the middle of the paddock and immediately pulls over. She winds down her window and yells at the Blonde in the bathtub, " It's blondes like you that give us a bad name! I have a good mind to swim out there and slap you!"

 

[Fuscus]

A blonde goes into a store in Florida and says "I'ld like to buy a pair of alligator shoes thanks, how much?"
"Alligator shoes start at $350" says the man.
"$350! what a rip-off, it would be cheaper to get my own!"
"I'ld like to see you try" says the salesman and with that the blonde storms out of the store.

Later that day the salesman is driving home past the local swamp and he sees a dazed alligator at the side of the road lying upside down, 50 meters further on there is another dazed alligator at the side of the road lying upside down, then another and another. After spotting fifteen alligators all dazed, all lying upside down he finally spots the cause - the blonde.
She is wading through the swamp. While he watchs a large alligator spots her and moves towards her from behind, after the easy meal. When the alligator is only a meter away the blonde swings around, launches herself at the animal and a teriffic fight ensures. After ten minutes the blonde gets the alligator in a headlock and is able to render the creature unconscious. She then hauls the animal ashore, flips it on it's back, looks and says
"Damm, that one isn't wearing shoes either"

 

[Bryony]

i would pay to see that!

 

[womas4me]

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blond woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said ' I hope you dont mind but i feel much luckier when I am completely nude '. With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled ' Come on baby. Mama needs new clothes '. As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed ' Yes Yes Ive won Ive won '. She hugged each of the dealers then picked up her winnings and her clothes and departed quickly. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally one of them asked ' What did she roll '. The other answered ' I dont know. I thought you were watching '.
MORAL. Not all blondes are dumb but all men are men

 

[womas4me]

I thought this was funny

 

[womas4me]

And this

 

[moosenoose]

Very good - I hope nobody is watching me in here at work with the silly grin on my face - hell, it might look like I'm actually doing something! :lol: :lol: