Blondes & Curtains

[Artie]

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
barstool
and orders a drink. After sitting there a while, he yells to the
bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?". The bar immediately becomes
absolutely quiet. In a very deep husky voice the woman sitting next to
him
says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The
bartender
is a blonde. The bouncer is a blonde. I'm a six-foot tall, 200 pound
blonde
with a black belt in karate. The woman next to me is blonde and a
weightlifter, and the woman on the other side of you is a blonde pro
wrestler. Think about it mister, you sure you want to tell that joke?"

The blind guy replied, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
times".

 

[Woma_n]

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

 

[Woma_n]

a few more:

Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray

Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.

 

[Woma_n]

And guess what? Im blonde

 

[Bryony]

me too!

i love blonde jokes but dont understand why some people get so upset and defensive about them........maybe cause it IS them! :lol:

 

[Woma_n]

Yeh I know! Isnt it stupid? (hehe)
I think they are so funny. I think some of them are used for Irish jokes too.

 

[Bryony]

multi purpose jokes...............i like it!

 

[moosenoose]

Too bad if you're Irish & blonde :wink: